Francesca Locked

oh yes.. him... *coughs*... awkward business that.

What happened *pulls out tape recorder marked 'Property of Gladesville Police Station' *

well uh.. funny story.. i was just sitting around my house and then i heard a knock at my door.. so i got to open it and its like OH FUCK A ZOMBIE!... i did what anyone would who owns a semi automatic would do..

funny story indeed... did it ever occur to you that the zombie was the height of a kid, or that it yelled trick or treat instead of *stands up and stretches out arms, dont need to act out of stupid part* "aaarrrrr...brains"

ahhah! *shines flashlight on lee* TWAS YOU!!! twas you whom killed me then!!!

:evil: YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS.

but if you must bury me, please choose a nice pithole. thank you.

i'll be burying you deep!!

hey frannie! how are you?

Frannie is tres bon bon bon!

HOWEVER, I do wish I had a fro.

:magic:

:|

no fros!

and why ever not?

GO THE FRO!!

you have beautiful hair! dun go messin with it!

i can imagine myself with a fro. it would be BEAUTIFUL!

or maybe i'll just get a wig.

okay, mommy?

ok...wigs i can deal with (Y)

boobies.

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why are you up so late?

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That's your best reply to such a magnificent post?

Boobies deserve more attention than that!

well my automatic response would be to play with them

but that's obvious

why dont i just die??????

someone just shoot me...

oh no! whats wrong honey?! tell the mama

i feel like THE SHITTIEST BITCH THATS BEEN CHEWED UP AND SPAT BACK OUT 40 TIMES.

which is why i have come to the terms that us men are crap.