Francesca Locked

i'm going to write myself a letter.

Dear Francesca,

you are most definitely the most incestuous crack-abusing cactus-lovin cuban-koreaning flashee-flashing person!

at times you are lost in the world of speedos.

anytime else, you are thinking about where you hid that crack stash.

i'm going to write myself a letter.

Dear Francesca,

you are most definitely the most incestuous crack-abusing cactus-lovin cuban-koreaning flashee-flashing person!

at times you are lost in the world of speedos.

anytime else, you are thinking about where you hid that crack stash.

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gimme back my crack and I'll trade you some speedos

Dear Diary,

today a monkey stole my lunch money

- Llama

^ i need a diary too...hmm...

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trade me dem speedos for ma crack? dun' think so! :blueeyedbaby:

unless dey da lycra stretchy ones dat are toight , toight like da tiger!

Dear Diary,

Today I collected all the balls (volleyballs ) i could, and I gathered all the boys into the gym.

I threw the balls at their balls. It was very fun.

I did see a monkey running off with some money. So in time, I flashed him with my magical flashers, and he was hypnotized. So I took the money and bought myself some mo' crack.

-Fran.

do speedos come in any other fabric?

hey! idea!

this thread should be like a diary! for everyone! on bellazon!

please use this format:

Dear Diary,

.....

....

...

-Name.

well i have seen various speeods.

you wouldn't believe what's out there, ed. tis a dangerous speedo world.

too complex for your sensitive mind.

Dear Diary,

I hate diaries. They're journals damn it! JOURNALS!!!!

- ed le rouge

(HAHAHAHAHA That sounds like a pornstar name )

Dear Diary,

I gave Ed the finger....it felt really good

-Neo

Dear diary,

Neo knows I'm right

- ed.

Dear Diary,

Ed is about to get killed

- Neo

Dear Diary,

I have some news. *sniff* some of it is just *sniff* unbearable!

Ed le Rouge is the hottest pornstar today.

I just found out Mike is my aunt.

Also, maddog should write a diary entry ahem as you are already in here, why dont you write one?

- Fran.

Dear diary,

Neo wants to kill the hottest porn star on the planet

- ed

Dear Diary,

isnt ed supposed to be 97?

-You know who I am

Dear diary

Ed is 96 and the hottest pornstar on the planet...

go figure... :x

- Ed le Rouge

p.s. My name sounds so slutty <_<

Well, what would you like then?

:evil:

Dear Diary,

THe only possible way for ed to be the hottest 97 year old pornstar on the planet is A) he is goldmember. B) that's about it.

Dear diary,

I'm redmember, hence the le rouge bit

Otherwise I'd be Ed le (insert french word for gold here)

So I'm not the hottest 96 year old pornstar onthe planet??

- ed.

aw, now, now, you will always be the hottest 96 year old pornstar on the planet to me.

if my condolences makes you feel better.

Dear Diary,

[ cut and pasted from Nicole & Fran's therapy session.]

but i feel so exuberantly high

BUT SO damn extremely low

but so retarded

but so normal

but so high

but so low

but so cyrusy

but so franny

so nighty

so dayy

so liquidy

so solidy

wahhh!