Francesca Locked

i like shoot dog . . .

watch the 'Hunting video' in the reports section of his website www.borat.kz for Borat in briefs . . .

aahhh zee franneh eez not in zee house, eh? ven vill zee franneh be back? I meez zee franneh!

Hey Fran

watch the 'Hunting video' in the reports section of his website www.borat.kz for Borat in briefs . . .

that is IT! i am gettin married to him tonight, and goin on that very sexyhoneymoon! whezer you approvink of ze franneh's dezeezion or not!

aahhh zee franneh eez not in zee house, eh? ven vill zee franneh be back? I meez zee franneh!

ah, but ze franneh eez here! i vas vhatching a booooooteefool play tonoight. eet waz zo sexy, i almost waz cryink! many many toight pant-wearink guys.

Hey Fran

hey hey hey andreeeea! how are you and your ancient "brownie" knife these days? any more mysterious brown substances?

yep soon u will see the brown rolling pin

aahhh zee franneh eez not in zee house, eh? ven vill zee franneh be back? I meez zee franneh!

ah, but ze franneh eez here! i vas vhatching a booooooteefool play tonoight. eet waz zo sexy, i almost waz cryink! many many toight pant-wearink guys.

Hey Fran

ahhh! zee toight vearing pants, eh? that eez very noice :evil: haha that's cool glad you liked it. so how are you doing girl!? i haven't talked to you in a loong time!

ahhhhh i am ing at your avi!

i'm doing stupendous!

how are yooooou??

(i am trying to spend less time on bz tho--- too time consuming (well duh )

tehe thank you she is so gorgeous!!

i'm doing fine thank you i know seriously. i'm like a bellazon addict now. it's like my drug haha =p

hey Franneh!!

any progress with ze Eric?

Damn, the English spoken in here is getting worse than the English spoken over here :yuckky:

you speak zee english oui?

BLAHAH! OUI! omg that reminds me of that family guy! "I gotta go take a freakin yes!"

Yase, we talk also enlish here in Danmark

Omg hey is that where the aussie chick hit the jackpot and married your prince?

I don't know if she hit the jackpot, but yes we now have a crown princess born in Tasmania. Straight out of "The Prince and Me" last year's cheesiest teen romantic comedy.

Here is the jackpot (sorry Fran for the picture spam)

haha i know aye :yuckky: australias like crazy about, we even got a reality tv show out of it "aussie princess" or something

omg that guys freaky , *shrugs* i guess if Mary wants to sleep with a guy who could easily pass for a 12 year old to get into disneyland cheap then so be it. hes all yours girl

Hmmm... must be a bad picture, I have never heard that before. As it is with these guys, he has to pass the time until his mother takes off (like Prince Charles, without the ears), so he has been in the Danish Special Forces and has crossed the ice cap of Greenland. I think he is considered one of the manliest men we have...

hahaha really?! wow i just look at him and see a little boy

hey Franneh!!

any progress with ze Eric?

VELL, you see, i capture ze boy Eric een my net, bot now he eez likink me too much! eet eez almost as eef ze boy Eric is obsessed weez ze Franneh! so, i must restrain my speedo-temptations.

ah, he eez a leetle boy, but i bet he is not so little down there. :evil:

<takes deeep breath>

*cough-i-wonder-what-he-would-look-like-in-a-pair-of-speedos-cough* ahem. excuse me.

pip