Francesca Locked

I did modern history, pretty much covered WWI, WWII, Cold War, WWIII

but me being me, I've forgotten all about it and chucked it all out.

something something Schlieffen Plan something something Beer Hall Putsch something something... meh I give up

bwhaha i only remember my russian history!

hahaha! "in russia, car drives you!!"

LOL I still haven't gotten around to making some work colleagues say that yet

I remember Russia and their Dumas or somethingorrather

Never fear the allied forces are here!!! Led by British Llama! toodle pip! stiff upper lip! pip pop pap! jolly good

you stole my country!!

lol damn straight! no go on, off with you you can have Bolivia or something

Bolivian Barry

Rwandan Redward

:avada: Avay vith you eevil Boleeveean!!! *munches on weiner*

I shalln't tolerate such name calling! Now shoo! *sips tea*

...good ol' dissociative identity disorder

:avada: Avay vith you eevil Boleeveean!!! *munches on weiner*

I shalln't tolerate such name calling! Now shoo! *sips tea*

...good ol' dissociative identity disorder

piss-poor job

maybe i'll just steal australia then yes, yes. maybe i will . . .

It's technically British. Unless you're part of the Allies

It's technically British. Unless you're part of the Allies

don't make me smack you up . . .

but it's kinda more British Empire. trying to kinda redeem myself

So it's British yeh?

Cuase there's England, then UK, then the colonies and all are British right? I always get confused by this

So it's British yeh?

Cuase there's England, then UK, then the colonies and all are British right? I always get confused by this

it's the British Empire

cool... so... who's side are you on?

have a guess?

The Bolivians? Or Khazakstan's?

you can't deny the merits of siding with Khazakhstan though

you like rape or table tennis?

and if camels can vote... maybe llamas can too

you like rape or table tennis?

and if camels can vote... maybe llamas can too

"since the 2003 reforms Kazakhstan is as civilised as any other country in the world.

women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats and age of consent has been raised to 8 years old.

please captains of industry, i invite you to come to kazakhstan where we have incredible natural resources, hard-working labour and some of the cleanest prostitutes in the whole of Central Asia. "