The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

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Bregje Heine(ke)n's avatar
Bregje Heine(ke)n
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#761

Is it really true? I mostly don´t believe what press says

The Inner Sexiness's avatar
The Inner Sexiness
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#762

^ Most large engage in scummy things like that, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

Anyways...

Sorry I had to!!! And the video is pretty well made

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Clauds
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#763

OMFG i just about died with that

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Ninjas in Paris
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#764
Remember this?
The musical guests should be announced any day now. Fingers crossed for Rebecca Black and One Direction! :wub2:

Well...

Just sayin'...

They listen to me!

One down, one to go!

^Whilst I applaud your precognitive powers - do we really want to see this come to fruition?!!

Yes, we do! We so excited about it. We we we so excited!
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Monika Jagaciak <3
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#765
^ Most large engage in scummy things like that, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

Anyways...

Sorry I had to!!! And the video is pretty well made

I'm rather fond of the top rated comment:

Can I get pregnant from this?

Lulz.

Bregje Heine(ke)n's avatar
Bregje Heine(ke)n
Posts: 30596
#766

that vid

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Nam-tor nash-veh si-ek’traik kosu.
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#767
^ Most large engage in scummy things like that, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

Anyways...

Sorry I had to!!! And the video is pretty well made

I'm rather fond of the top rated comment:

Can I get pregnant from this?

Lulz.

haha

it's a Jenna Marbles meme from tumblr!

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not with a BANG but a whimper...'s avatar
not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#768

I'VE COME TO FUCK YOUR MODELS

AND MAKE THEM WILDLY UNPOPULAR!

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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed's avatar
Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed
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#769

Sad but true. I honestly don't know what women see in him in the first place other then a big dick paycheck

Clauds's avatar
Clauds
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#770

LMAO

God bless Anne Vyalitsyna for dating Adam Levine I'm glad her thing w/Leo lasted about five seconds

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Ninjas in Paris
Posts: 3763
#771

Sad but true. I honestly don't know what women see in him in the first place other then a big dick paycheck

You're saying it like it's a bad thing...

And he was sooooooo flawless in Titanic!

The Inner Sexiness's avatar
The Inner Sexiness
Posts: 50066
#772
Remember this?
The musical guests should be announced any day now. Fingers crossed for Rebecca Black and One Direction! :wub2:

Well...

Just sayin'...

They listen to me!

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:hell yea!: One down, one to go! :hell yea!:

FYI: The company VS Stores and VS Direct uses (or at least they did 2-3 years ago. I am pretty sure they still do) to put together their soundtracks is, DMX, Inc. They are kinda douchebags so feel free to bug the shit out of them regarding the music you want to hear in VS (Y)

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The Inner Sexiness
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#773
Very Sexy Christmas: Santa Claus or Miss Christmas?

Victoria's Secret targeting male buyers of Christmas presents with a very simple message: offer her superb lingerie, and you'll make her a gift that you will never forget...

Ninjas in Paris's avatar
Ninjas in Paris
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#774
How would Victoria's Secret Angels shape up if they gained 100 pounds each? Models are given the FatBooth treatment.

^Oh my!
Ale fat man who occasionally wears woman's clothing? o.o (not hating, love ale!)
^SPOT ON! (Although to me they all look a little like they came from that Garbage Pail Kids movie. )
They.

Put In.

Fucking.

Karlie Kloss.

And.

They.

Fucking!

Forgot.

Lindsay.

I'm out.

^I appreciate that you feel snubbed on your sweetheart's behalf, but I reckon it's probably for the better in retrospect! It's liable to give me nightmares...

Fat Lindsay is flawless.

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sagitario
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#775
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Ninjas in Paris
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#776

Hi to all my BFFFFSs and to all random visitors on this glorious page

I hope your holiday went great and in honor of baby Jesus's B-Day, I give the one true gift: the voice of an Angel (and its accompanying dance routine)!

Hope you all enjoy the spirit of Christmas (or at least the presents )

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The Inner Sexiness
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#777

^ Sunnery James is one lucky SOB (Y)

Matching sets are for girls...with cooties!'s avatar
Matching sets are for girls...with cooties!
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#778

Big Miranda's the best .

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Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed
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#779

A bigger Candice would be better HA

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The Inner Sexiness
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#780

So true...

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