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Holy crap how can she even do that? 
No Hemorrhoid. Thanks God.
^That's a common misconception, but everyone has hemorrhoids. Those are veins located... Well... You know where they are. The medical issue arises when they stick out, but you, me, Candice, everyone has hemorrhoidal plexi.
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^Well, apart from Lima - obviously.^That's a common misconception, but everyone has hemorrhoids. Those are veins located... Well... You know where they are. The medical issue arises when they stick out, but you, me, Candice, everyone has hemorrhoidal plexi.
I'm presuming you just didn't stipulate that because it's taken as read? Pbuh. 
^Nor should it! What kind of devil's tongue is this? I'm reporting you to PinkCouture...Le magazine de la sant�* tout les jours sur France5 �* 13H40, merci beaucoup.Candice should watch it and she will stop pronto to make butthole pout with her mouth
damn stupid board that can't read accent!
derp
God she actually causes me physical pain to look at her...O.o and no it has nothing to do with her stellar beauty and
hemorrhoid
lips.
It's just not normal to pose like this all the damn time. When one get's older her back is going to be beyond fucked up.
Candy you've done the impossible. You've actually got ppl thinking you have an ass, but think about the scoliosis developing! 
Bite the bullet already and get butt implants already, please save your posture!
Now can we praise the actual ass?
THANK YOU!
LOOK AT IT.... DU IT
:hell yea!: 
You´ll be all eaten by a huge pink VS dinosaur with huge pink external hemorrhoids, you haters 
Just then it would be the right time for Candy to conquer the world with her unbelievable / or solemnly to be believed in?/ bum and left Lima The Overthrown Goddess in tears...
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It's French.^Nor should it! What kind of devil's tongue is this? I'm reporting you to PinkCouture...Le magazine de la sant�* tout les jours sur France5 �* 13H40, merci beaucoup.Candice should watch it and she will stop pronto to make butthole pout with her mouth
damn stupid board that can't read accent!
It's French
Main reason to report me^^
Unknown blonde Goddess model with a perfect body
damn! she got a lot in the truck! 
VS safety pin, available soon.
What our models wear, you customer wear too. Blindly.
You´ll be all eaten by a huge pink VS dinosaur with huge pink external hemorrhoids, you hatersJust then it would be the right time for Candy to conquer the world with her unbelievable / or solemnly to be believed in?/ bum and left Lima The Overthrown Goddess in tears...
Google knows it all
Priceless! 
Unknown blonde Goddess model with a perfect body
damn! she got a lot in the truck!
VS safety pin, available soon.
What our models wear, you customer wear too. Blindly.
Did they seriously have to safety pin her ass? God could you imagine what would of happen if the safety pins opened while she was shooting! Talk about pain in the you know what.
Seriously though, VS couldn't find a size small enough to fit her muh-jes-tik ass properly? o.0
You´ll be all eaten by a huge pink VS dinosaur with huge pink external hemorrhoids, you hatersJust then it would be the right time for Candy to conquer the world with her unbelievable / or solemnly to be believed in?/ bum and left Lima The Overthrown Goddess in tears...
Google knows it all
Unknown blonde Goddess model with a perfect body
damn! she got a lot in the truck!
VS safety pin, available soon.
What our models wear, you customer wear too. Blindly.
Did they seriously have to safety pin her ass?
Seriously though, VS couldn't find a size small enough to fit her muh-jes-tik ass properly? o.0
And here you have the tough modeling job Candy was talking about. Pain, guys... the pain!!!
I really have to say this - UNICORN!! 
Hey kids - want more remedial Valentine's action? It's KISS & TELL 
: http://www.facebook.com/victoriassecret?sk...201796619918976 Because nothing says 'sexy' more than words like "chihuahau", "hipster beanie" and "MP3 library"!
Apparently, this is Lima's 'silliest':
Which must come as surprise to anyone who's watched her 'kissing' at any VSFS. <_< In recognition of this new attempt to turn women into bimbos and men impotent I figured we'd ask all the "Angels" about their special kisses... 
