The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

 

So what might Barbara be up to then sir?

^Whoa there! I've only just come back - it might take me a while to gather up the strength/courage to take on the Dark Lord Barb Sidious, the Emperor Palvintine. 

 

 

There's ammo there though

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that's for damn sure!

 

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I just linked all over myself :atoobie:

Miss Kiki,

That's probably the hottest pose Barbie Palvin has ever sported. It is up there with 'Blue Steel'...<3

dude wants to link us to death!

... link....link...amazing...beautiful...link...Stella bitch!...link to prove it...link...best model...getting horny...link oh yeah one more link...i am coming...link link link link...i love you Barbie...sticky link...

 

Damn you all, gonna burn in hell! Because the devil wears Barbara, you know!

Satbara: You were close Jennka my loyal subject. But now you have seen my true form :evil:

Satbara: My other form is a little more revealing....

This is hilarious. Best Thread EVER :)

At least the Devil looks hella good in lingerie

What with the impending cataclysm that will be the result of the choosing of one model over another , here on The Thread of Threads™ we thought it best to prepare overanxious BZ members with this -  the first in a new series of 'How To' guides, to cope with such First World problems like this (in a handy 'cut out and keep' design):

Whether your first reaction is pride, fear, rage, inability to accept it's not Barbara Palvin, happiness or bewilderment - take a moment and...

Depending on the outcome - you can react in one of three ways:

1. YOU WERE RIGHT - AND YOU LIKE IT: Yeah, you called it, you knew... It was because it was her turn/she's the next big thing/she is Ed's favourite/she got engaged to a cunt/she's the #1 "Angel"/she's long overdue it* The 'Fantasy Bra' is the highlight of the show and this proves x is the BEST.
2. IT'S NOT WHO YOU WANTED - AND YOU HATE IT: Yeah, you called it, you knew... It's so typical it was her again/well, she's all over the catalogue and everything else/because they're trying to force her down her throat/she got engaged to a cunt/have you read the social media FACT sites - nobody likes her and her stupid short hair/yawn* Nobody cares about the 'Fantasy Bra' now anyway. It's just in the middle of a segment with no fanfare or extra attention. It doesn't prove anything about x - and I know y is still the best really (and I'd have reacted in the 1st way -with no trace of irony - had it been her).
3. IT'S NOT BARBARA PALVIN: Lots of caps, lots of emoticons, lots of bad grammar/spelling, lots of FACTS about why this is wrong, and a seemingly inexhaustible need to mention how she fronted that 'Designer Collection' range last year as if that should be the fucking reason for everything VS does.

(*Delete as applicable)

Whether it's good news or not, you need a dose of Suck It Up, two tbsp of Get Over Yourself, and a prescription for some big girl panties.

Or, alternatively, if you're one of those tiresome 'earnest' members (or went a little too far with your KORA organics lifestyle): Remember - A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.

Oh - and do be sure to bore us about your "feelings" ad infinitum on all VS-related threads as soon as it's revealed; maybe casually ignoring everything you've already said and/or massively backtracking in the lead-up with your uninformed theories too...  (Y)

^ Dead.

Baron! someone is going to implode with rage if you keep this up.

I better not use scissors at the moment

No one can put it up like you, B!

I seriously LOVE the way people here KNOW things. They know everything because.... because... because they just KNOW right? LOL.

^ Duh! For Instance Barbara is the BEST, all her photo are PERFECT, she needs to be an angel NOW or else VS is stupid and full of poo-poo!

VS is stupid no matter what they choose to do everyone on this forum could apparently do it better - why the hell VS haven´t noticed yet and give those people jobs, damn.

Stupid VS!!!

Btw Baron you should do a post about Candice - she´s obviously a cold bitch suffering from hypersexuality.

Oh, and she doesn´t like her mother. One simply can´t tolerate such attitude!

"I'm hanging by a thread"