The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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✓Emo/AngstyTeenwithPMS stare
✓Pale as fuck
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Sulky attitudeMysterious aura✓Never smiles (fangs, nice try)
It's official folks : Stella Maxwell is a Vampire
She doesn´t sparkle. Your hypothesis is wrong!
http://oi57.tinypic.com/t53hhg.jpg
Never 4GET.
Also, notice how Kate and Jasmine's names are spelled right in this but not in the actual slideshow...
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Either they really know how slutty VS is getting as of late or they crossed their up and coming Christmas layout and left one too many ho's on the current page layout?
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✓Emo/AngstyTeenwithPMS stare
✓Pale as fuck
✓
Sulky attitudeMysterious aura✓Never smiles (fangs, nice try)
It's official folks : Stella Maxwell is a Vampire
She doesn´t sparkle. Your hypothesis is wrong!
Vampires only sparkle in the sunlight, duh :neo2:
She could possibly be a hybrid though 
That's not a question if she's a vampire or not.She's drinking Barbara Palvin's blood, duh...
That's not a question if she's a vampire or not.She's drinking Barbara Palvin's blood, duh...
And yet Stella is skinny as can be whilst Babs keeps getting bigger 
She's sucking blood, not ice cream.
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✓Emo/AngstyTeenwithPMS stare
✓Pale as fuck
✓
Sulky attitudeMysterious aura✓Never smiles (fangs, nice try)
It's official folks : Stella Maxwell is a Vampire
She doesn´t sparkle. Your hypothesis is wrong!
Vampires only sparkle in the sunlight, duh :neo2:
She could possibly be a hybrid though
Yes, she might be the baby of Selene and Michael in the end...hmm... now I know what drives me towards her so much 
She's sucking blood, not ice cream.
Have you not seen how huge Barbara is as of late? Who's said that's just blood and not Crisco? 
Barbs is gunning to be SI "plus sized" model this year.
Even that would be awesome tbh...
But hey, she started to work out....maybe it means that Stella turned her into a vampire. If that means a skinny, pale Barbara in VSFS2015, then fine, I approve.
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Semi-annual sale, very NIIIICE....!
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New deal, buy 5 Angels, get 10 free!
"10 Newest *** Angels for the old price of 2 contracts!"
Ed Razek:
I think I know what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom of choice and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it's the glossy floors of the Victoria's Secret. I'll bring them disposable lingerie - and they will love me for it.
My Children,
I am dying. When a man sees his end... he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the marketer? The mogul? The pedophile...? Or will I be the man who gave Victoria's Secret back her true self? There was once a dream that was Victoria's Secret. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile.
So I call it love, my loyal subjects. I am the father. The people are my children. And I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
You know, I have methods to make you forget that this ever happened....
Not bad, eh? Or is some of the trauma still there, those nasty latent memories. Tell me if I need to improve.
LOL xD!