Next Victim...

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#21

Not to mention you can identify bodily fluids if they find their way onto the walls...or the ground! :Dinah:

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#22

exactally! you could tell if someone's been wanking in the shower!

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#23

Remind me never to use toobs' Bathroom.

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#24

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

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#25

btw. my piss glows too.

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#26
yeah. I stressed myself out.

It was like...

TB: ... Huh? Oh hey, what's up?

RM: ... Hey, yeah, my friends and I were deciding which yoga class to take. They're all during class except for the one tonight.

[talk talk talk]

[TB starts to walk away and stops and turns around while interrupting her as she's about to start talking to her friends]

TB: (Incoherently) What time you home tonight?

RM: Six

TB: (Even more unsure sounding) Wanna do dinner?

RM: (TooBoku heard "sure")

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#27

the thrill of the hunt! :evil:

enjoy it!

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#28
the thrill of the hunt! :evil:

enjoy it!

it's torture!

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#29
the thrill of the hunt! :evil:

enjoy it!

it's torture!

hahaha! I know, still, there's no way you can figure out what the hell is going on in her head. You'll most probably be wrong if you try to draw conclusions from analysing her behavior towards you. Guys are not wired to understand that kind of nonsense

Sorry if I'm not very helpful, I don't really have any advice on this matter , try to be er....interesting or something

In the meanwhile enjoy the hunt while it lasts, it's a pretty cool phase :evil:

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#30

Yeah well shit. I don't know what I was thinking last Friday but I made pancakes for everyone except they were all still asleep so I left notes on everyone's doors. Her light was on so I knocked and she said she wasn't hungry so I left her the note anyway and she chuckled and started getting ready for school.

I don't know what I was thinking but after she left I wrote more on the back of her note... something like

"Hopefully next time you won't be hungry or late for class, your brother isn't the only one who misses you."

I suppose she got it but I kinda wish I didn't do that now. Waiting for her to come back from her parent's house is killing me.

Die TB die.

I really wish I was a robot.

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#31
I really wish I was a robot.

Are we talking Cylon or Robbie the Robot here?

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#32

Like T800

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#33

I always pictured Toobs as a robot.

Like the one the Jetsons had.

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#34

Just make a move. A proper one. With no pancakes or notes. Or drop the whole thing.

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#35

hahahaha! pancakes? for everyone? what the hell? are you like the dorm chef or something? :knives:

enough with the good deeds! These won't lead you anywhere. Hanging your smelly socks on her door handle would get you a better reaction! :persuazn:

ok, kidding with the smelly socks(try smelly underwear )

From what I've gathered, appearing uninterested could get her interested in you(IF she's interested at all). Dunno how far it's true but it worked for some people I know. Worth a try. If that doesn't work, just give up

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#36

Yeah,

I think I should drop it before I cause damage.

The best thing for me to do right now is to just move on like nothing happened.

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#37

You'll never know unless you try though Toobs.

Just go up to her and tell you how you feel, and deal with whatever happens. That way atleast you did it and aren't wondering what if? She'll say her two cents, and you should be happier knowing and having this weight of your chest.

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#38

No, not her. Even if all she does is lock herself up in her room, I still have to live with this person you kow?

It'll probably do more harm than good if I told her. She'd just withdraw even more than she has already. She's almost never home. When she is, she doesn't talk to anyone in the house. She never comes out for anything and she tries not to make and noise at all if she ever does go out of her room. If anyone knocks on her door, she's either studying, not hungry, or on the phone. I don't know what it is, and I've tried my best to understand it but I'm only human.

Best thing to do for everyone... tell someone I trust so they can keep me in check and try to get over it. She can have the solitude she craves so much and I can go back to my encryption algorithms and network security. If I could convince myself she not interested, which doesn't need much, I could get over it easier. Then I can get on track withouth a glitch. If something happens later down the road and she decides to open up, hopefully I'll still be interested enough to do something about it. Otherwise, she's just not ready for Toobs. Even if she is interested she's definitely not giving me very many opennings, if any at all. If I had a chance for a proper move, I'd do it but the truth is I don't. I have to settle for pancakes and secret santa presents.

So that's it. I'll be busy finding distractions for a few days and taking my chances with the herpes infested college girl sluts at the pub.

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#39
No, not her. Even if all she does is lock herself up in her room, I still have to live with this person you kow?

It'll probably do more harm than good if I told her. She'd just withdraw even more than she has already. She's almost never home. When she is, she doesn't talk to anyone in the house. She never comes out for anything and she tries not to make and noise at all if she ever does go out of her room. If anyone knocks on her door, she's either studying, not hungry, or on the phone. I don't know what it is, and I've tried my best to understand it but I'm only human.

Best thing to do for everyone... tell someone I trust so they can keep me in check and try to get over it. She can have the solitude she craves so much and I can go back to my encryption algorithms and network security. If I could convince myself she not interested, which doesn't need much, I could get over it easier. Then I can get on track withouth a glitch. If something happens later down the road and she decides to open up, hopefully I'll still be interested enough to do something about it. Otherwise, she's just not ready for Toobs. Even if she is interested she's definitely not giving me very many opennings, if any at all. If I had a chance for a proper move, I'd do it but the truth is I don't. I have to settle for pancakes and secret santa presents.

So that's it. I'll be busy finding distractions for a few days and taking my chances with the herpes infested college girl sluts at the pub.

excellent decision

from your description she seems like the most uninterested person ever. Just leave her alone, she might open up, who knows

if not, move on.

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#40

Yeah and like an hour after I posted that, she comes out while I'm making tea and start hitting it off like old times. I swear she must be running a packet sniffer or something. InvisionBoard sends data in plaintext. She's spying on me! lol and playing games with me! lol.

Whatever. Minor setback. Keep the distractions coming. Even if I don't want to, I have to get over it. It's for the best.

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