Have You Ever...

nope

have you ever shat yourself? nasty but it does happen. refer to Ricky Gervais in 'Politics.'

bahahaha NO (reminds me of along came polly)

have you ever started or continued a rumour to see what would happen

eg. Ciara's a man

yes! (you know i heard chicken was actually a duck!)

have you ever thrown a phone at a wall?

no, but i've witnessed it

have you ever tried to be mean to someone, but found that you're not capable of it?

No.

Have you ever made yourself vomit?

yep it's really easy for me to gag. Do it enough and voila!

Have you ever put your friendship on the line for a (potential) partner?

no

this one's going to be gross but i saw this thing on channel two when i was flicking channels and haha there ya go...

have you ever scratched your ass and then smelt it?

nope... I know what my ass would smell like and it's not a smell I'd voluntarily subject myself to.

Have you ever eaten anything you found?

i can't remember...probably

have you ever hugged some random person in the street?

yep hahaha but I mistook her for someone else...

I don't think it'll ever happen again though.

Have you ever gone to the movies to not watch the movies?

you make me laugh...a lot!

well no but we did have to go to the auditorium at school and the movie was really boring so i fell asleep is that counted?

have you ever kept on dodging a question?

intentionally yes. unintentionally, also yes.

which question have I been dodging now?

Have you ever spoken to some one so lost and dopey you'd rather commit suicide than continue the conversation?

yes haha (a queenslander) :|

umm have you ever told someone that someone else likes them just to make them think?

oh and you weren't dodging a question

Yeh I have. I do it to my friends a lot when they're interested in someone else.

Have you ever gone out of your way to help a friend in need?

no, i never have a friend in need

have you ever been so hungry you felt like chewing off your arm?

Not my arm, but another person's arm

Have you ever been torched by Heidegger?

all the time! he thinks i'm emo for christs sake and that provokes him even more!

have you ever laughed at someone who was torched by heidegger?

No. Of course not...

Have you ever been told off by an old person?

haha yes

have you ever told off someone younger than you?

Yes.

Have you ever been told off by a little girl?