Have You Ever...

yes, i've also stayed

have you ever (silently) farted in an elevator purposely to torture the people inside, just for sheer enjoyment?

nope

have you ever spat in someone elses food?

That's dirty. I haven't done that...yet

Have you ever stalked someone you liked?

no... *jumps out of bushes and trails after adriana*

have you ever cheated on a major test/exam?

Not major ones.

Have you ever fantasised about wearing the underwear of the opposite sex?

nah not really.. i do wear boxers tho a whole heap

have you ever been frisked?

nope

have you ever been victimised by a 'stand-up' comedian person?

No.

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

yes when playing football with my brother. that hurt . . .

have you ever played with fire?

I used to be obsessed with fire when I was young... it wasss my... preciousssssss

I was a pyro and I loved every minute of it

Have you ever not locked the door properly and had a stranger barge into your toilet cubicle while you were busy?

lmao no! ive had someone peek under the stall tho! it was my friend! she was all like "oh hi lee!".. i was kinda lost for words..

have you ever burnt yourself on an iron

ummm no. But I remember the first time I used an iron. Happened to be unsupervised as well. My shorts had to be thrown out

Have you ever had a baked bean eating competition just to regret it later when you had to sleep with your friends and other contestants in the same tent?

lmao!! no

and keeping with the windy theme.. have you ever lit one of your own farts?

I was once a pyro. I had a baked bean eating competition. How come it didn't occur to me to light one of my farts?

I've seen it being done but I can't remember the results for some reason

Have you ever been in a lift with another person and farted, then proceeded to blame them, claiming *points finger* "It was you!"

*cough* guess who's watching Family Guy *cough*

No..

Have you ever cried listening to a song ?

not that i can recall

have you ever joined a cult or radical sect?

nope

have you ever broken something and attempted to fix it?

yup!

have you ever chucked a tv out the window

No, but I have chucked other pieces of furniture and appliances. TVs are just too valuable.

Have you ever streaked?

nope!

have you ever mooned people from yours or a friends car?