Have You Ever...

Noooooooooooooooooope don't watch SP :|

Have you ever wished you could buy DIY time machines from Ikea?

yes...

Have you ever sneaked behind you friend and gave him or her a wedgie?

yes. But I have also done it front on and side on as well. I've only given a wedgie once to a chic... she clearly didn't like it *rubs cheek where the slap was*

Have you ever learnt how to read Latin?

no

Have you ever been in a food fight?

yes, kind of . . . depends when throwing food turns into a food fight as to whether it would be classified as one

have you ever got sent off in a sports fixture?

never... I make sure I cheat the fair way!

Have you ever wondered by Edward Norton never considered a lobotomy?

yes. everyday.

Have you ever been to a tea party with Dolly Parton?

according to Ed and Fran I have

Have you ever tripped someone over coz u were bored?

yes. tis a daily routine.

Have you ever watched your kettle because you were bored and someone accused you of amnesia?

*runs to kitchen and runs back to computer* yes

Have you ever touched a kettle not knowing it was hot?

yes

have you ever owned sleeping people with airsoft guns at 4 in the morning?

ahh good times

no but its on my to do list

have you ever been charged by livestock?

Sadly not, I'm awaiting the day I get gored by a bull!

Sounds fun!

Have you ever been to Milan and been confused with another bum on the street simply because you don't dress with as much style as they do over there??

rotfl!! oh man im sure it'd happen *shuffles around in old jeans and shirts*

have you ever been caught by your parent/parents doing a sex act? (with or without someone *shrugs*)

ummm nope, but I have by randoms in a park, oh and a librarian but that was only fooling around.

Oh and my brother once walked in...actually I think it was twice

Have you ever felt the urge strip naked in the middle of the beach? I know I have... :|

the URGE? fuck, I've done it heaps

(in response to Llamas parent-sexact-alone question..... yes........)

have you ever gone rollerblading with no pants? (I recommend it seriously)

yes if it doesn't include shorts

Have u ever snapped someone's bra strap coz u were bored?

yeh, but undoing them was much more fun... although I only undid them on one person. I got good at undoing bras with one hand

Have you ever given anyone an atomic wedgie? Out of boredom of course...

yes

Have u ever broken any bones?

No. Not to my knowledge :|

Have you ever worn clothing belonging to the other sex...