Have You Ever...

no . . . not that i can remember . . .

have you ever boxed?

No. I am in no condition to box. Actually I never was.

Have you ever annoyed the crap outta someone until they decided to beat you up?

yes (sister fight) :|

Have u ever farted while sitting on someone's head?

ummm no... but I have farted on my friends plenty of times

Have you ever farted in the bath and proceeded to pop the bubbles?

yes :|

Have u ever thrown a fart bomb at someone in the shower?

LMAO!!! But if I ever get a chance, I will now!!!

Have you ever peed in your friend's neighbors yard cause you were drunk and the bathroom was occupied and your friend said they weren't home?....he meant the OTHER neighbors.

no

Have u ever stepped on shit?

yes.

Have you ever stepped on shit and tracked into your car?

nope

Have u ever fallen over coz your feet were numb?

ummm, no, I don't think so

Have u ever fallen over coz your brains were dumb?

nope

Have u ever plucked somebody else's eye brows?

no but omg i get the urge sometimes

have you ever licked something so cold it got stuck (painfully) to your tounge?

nope

Have u ever gotten a paper cut on your chin?

Nope. I have a morbid fear of papercuts...

bad experiences as a young'un

Have you ever had a cut in a place where the band aids don't reach?

nope

Have u ever dropped your mobile more than once?

um...yes?

have you ever cried in a public place and no one seemed to notice?

nope

Have u ever "accidentally" thrown something at a stranger?

HA! yes!

This was on the train. He turned around and I was like

Have you ever stepped on a bindie?

what is bindie?...

i know Bindi..

ASK THE NEXT QUESTION DAMNIT!