Have You Ever...

no . . . i was in a car crash when i was younger though. an egg lorry crashed into me and all its eggs got smashed . . . ha, teaches him

have you ever sleepwalked?

"What's with you today? Are you having your period or something?", to which she replied "I beg your pardon what did you say?" "You heard me b'tch!" I replied...

There was also another incident where one of our classes made a male teacher cry... We were brats...

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Somehow I just can't imagine you saying that--you're more of the nerdy type j/k

NO I've never

Have you ever cried in front of your classmates?

Not that I'm aware of :|

Have you ever hallucinated?

Somehow I just can't imagine you saying that--you're more of the nerdy type j/k

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I was a brat when I was young. I've matured a bit since then.

No !

Have you ever cheated on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend ?

nope! *faithful*

have you ever dissed a friend to be in wiht the cool crowd

Not a friend, but I know this kid. I just refuse to let him join me and my friends for some activity. We left him alone all the time. Then, the week after, it was in the newspaper that he commited suicide.

Have you ever gone a month without bathing?

not sure about a month but 2 weeks used to be alright. Now the thought of not showering regularly is so

Have you ever worn clothes that you haven't washed for a LONG LONG time...

No.

Have you ever been touched in your no no place by someone of the same sex?

No.

Have you ever been touched in your no no place by someone of the same sex?

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During sport, yes. People's arms and legs fly around during sport. I've also accidently groped quite a few girls playing sport with them. I'm competitive and sometimes I don't think

Have you ever had any operations?

nope

have you ever been slapped in public?

not yet but its bound to happen

have you ever acted really hurt about something just to watch someone fall over themselves to try and make everything better?

I don't like pity, but I do like knowing who i can manipulate

Have you ever been made a scapegoat?

HELL YES! i like read some teachers email in year 6 along with a group of my friends (dirty nun jokes huzzah!) and then one girl got questioned about it and they burst into tears and blamed it all on me!

*mutters* the pussy.

have you ever gone to jail?

Nope. Haven't even visited Maybe in Monopoly... <_<

Have you ever had the urge to beat someone to death until their bones are all smashed and broken and their internal organs are bleeding and bruised?

no, but i never wanna piss you off dude!

have you ever found something really old and gross and mouldy in the bottom of a bag/locker/under your bed?

yeh, its normally something edible...

this reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer's trying to find the last peanut under the couch

Have you ever ingested any drugs not including those for medical purposes and everyday drugs like caffeine, alcohol or booze?

yes.

have you ever been so drunk that you passed out ?

no

have you ever been burgled?

sorry nope (and sorry about Arsenal )

Have you ever been so depressed you've wanted to kill yourself?

nope. afraid not.

have you ever boxed with a kangaroo?