Have You Ever...
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No. but I hear they're tasty 
Have you ever eat any kind of pet food?
YES! It was gross! Cat food in a can! I ate it because my mum said it was fish bahaha!!! i was so foolish!
have you ever wished you were a mythical creature? which creature was it?
a vampire! they're awesome 
*dons cape and tries to fly off building*
have you ever experienced a sudden loss of time? e.g. being in one place then suddenly waking up in another?
yes.
have you ever played a musical instrument?
literally? yes Though I was pretty retarded at it...
Have you ever wanted to nail kids on Halloween with a sniper rifle that uses eggs as ammo?
no . . . i would have preferred a real sniper rifle.
have you ever bagged a 'classy lady'?
why of course! llama has a whole sack of classy ladies! I collect them!
have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope 
Have you ever told anyone your secret ninja identity?
nope! the first rule of fight ninja club is do not talk about ninja club. Secrecy is paramount *nods solemly*
have you ever shaved your weebles?
weebles? 
*giggles* your tackle
in that case no. I'm not sure women are into men doing that kind of stuff... and having a blade near my tackle is a no-no :|
Have you ever been caught perving by the person you're perving on? What happened afterwards?
yes and he started to look at me 
have you ever been talking to someone who's breath reeked but you felt bad about saying it so you offered them a mint and if they didn't accept you forced them to?...(you can tell this has happened to me)
not really. i did offer someone with bad breath a mint one time though and they said that they didn't want it which was annoying.
have you ever got so drunk that you couldn't walk?
uhhh, yes.
Have you ever jumped a fence and hurt your foot?
No, but I did hurt my knee...
Have you ever been so drunk you didn't remember what happen that night, the next morning?
Yes, i've been that drunk too. Granted, it was many years ago.
Have you ever eaten 'shrooms?
Have you ever jumped a fence and hurt your foot?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nah....almost got my ass bit off by 2 dobermans though....i was hopping fences in south city, landed in someones backyard and security lights go on.....dogs begin barking.......and by the time the dogs come out im 3 yards down cus i gots the uber fence hopping skills. my girlfriend...not so much. she barely got over the fence before the dogs were there. heh i felt bad after that since i completely took off without her but had i known those were dobermans/the dogs were actually outside (i thought they were locked up in the garage because they started barking from inside the garage...didnt know the door was open) i woulda waited for her
no on the shrooms
have you ever dressed up in a scooby doo costume and randomly humped people? (oh yes...i do enjoy having a good time on halloween)
no
have u ever fell off a bunkbed?
no! my sisters done a nose dive off one tho
have you ever bounced yourself of a trampoline?