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No. lol. Call me. Sike.
Ever been caught in a lie?

I've never lied before ![]()
ever thought you caught someone in a lie but were wrong?
No. I'm always right.
Ever cheated on a girlfriend?

never
ever posted in this thread 100 times in one minute?

no lol
have you ever double dipped
Not yet.
Ever played Candyland?

yes
ever really played candyland?

yes
ever really played candyland?

I'm not going near that with a three-inch candycane
ever fallen asleep while posting in this thread?
I'm about to.
Ever fallen asleep in class?

no, but I just might
ever realize you just passed 3000 posts
I'm not there yet
Ever hated a song, then fell in love with it? What was it?

no if i hate a song no way im going to listen to it again
have you ever blamed it on the dog

yes. "Je m'appelle Lolita"
edit: I like to blame everything on the bitches
ever not had anything else to say in here, so you decided to call it a night?
no!
Ever held a baby animal:?

a cat
ever decided to give up before it was over?
yes. relationships. lol
ever ate at IHOP?

yes
ever ate at bob evans
no.
ever ate at a buffett?

sure
ever ate the peanuts in a bar