Have You Ever...

have you ever had a sexual breakdown ?

what the fuck is a sexual breakdown?

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Um yeah...

Have you ever accidentally stolen something?

no

have you ever drank salt water?

ugh yes. surfing in hawaii... got slammed to the ocean floor, wind knocked out of me, drank some on my way back up

have you ever known someone before you knew them?

you baby (wink wink) lmao (kidding!)

have you ever kissed the sky?

.........yes?

Have you asked a question that had no answer?

yes

have you ever made a unique sandwich?

Yes.

Have you ever told some love you them, when you really didn't???

Yes! I know it's wrong.

Have you ever been caught in a lie?

maybe when i was a kid

have you ever slept with a sheep.................. a stuffed animal one thta is?

no

have you ever worn a skirt?

yes

have you ever got pants in front of the whole school?

what?

you know like someone pulled donw ur pants in front of everyone as a joke

no

have you ever kissed a puppy?

no.

have you ever been 'skirted'?

in your dreams.

have you ever been in a fight?

nope

have you ever been shafted

not in the way you mean

have you ever woken up in bed with someone you didn't go there with?

nope, glad too

have you ever scared the crap outta someone for fun

yes

have you ever ran around a public place screaming?