Have You Ever...

Yes

Have you ever been lost in the woods and rescued by the forest service?

No

Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone who was nude and who wasn't in your family?

Like on a porn movie set?

unfortunately no

Have you farted today?

It's - Have you ever...

No, I've never farted today or ever....

Have you ever spanked yourself really hard?

No

Have you ever cried in a public place?

No

 

Have you ever cried in a public place?

yes

It's - Have you ever...

 

No, I've never farted today or ever....

 

Have you ever spanked yourself really hard?

yes

Have you ever ever E.V.E.R eat you bogey... Like EVER?

I think I answered this question at an earlier date so

Have you ever seen someone you knew from school and avoided them?

Yes

Have you ever had a shower with someone of the opposite sex?

yes, even with another specie.

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

No

Have you ever regretted not having sex with somebody?

Yes

Have you ever failed to perform sexually?

Yes

have you ever been told by a girlfriend that she faked a orgasm with you?

No

Have you ever been stalked by homeless?

no, i am stalking them

Have you ever had a crush on someone of your family?

No

Have you had a blind date resulted having sex?

No

Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

like really really kill him? ............. No

Have ever attacked a guy, mount him on the ground, serve some ground and pound and after wearing him out a bit ..... submitting him with an armbar ?

Ehm noo

Have you ever cried for no reason and felt good because of it?

Yes

Have you ever eaten something you killed yourself?