Have You Ever...

No

Have you ever bought a house?

No

Have you ever owned a yacht?

No

Have you ever owned a man?

No ...it's not allowed by my country's laws

have you ever made a man blush?

Yes

Have you ever made a prank call?

Yes

Have you ever caught masturbating

omg lol

No

Have you ever used cocaine?

No

Have you ever slept on the floor in a bar?

No

Have you ever partyied 3 days in a row with no sleep?

No

Have you ever been at Mykonos?

No

Have you ever been in The Netherlands?

No.

Have you ever been to South America?

Yes

Have you ever been away from Netherlands for a considerably long time?

that was stormy's fault

^ Too slow

Again 

No

Have you ever been in Europe?

^ Too slow

Again 

mule .......again

Yes

Have you ever been in America?

Yes

Have you even attacked a monkey and stole his banana?

No

Have you ever stand face to face with a crocodile?

No

Have you ever hit/kick a guy accidentally on his balls.