Have You Ever...

No

Have you ever been flirty with a police officer to avoid a ticket?

No

Have you ever had a crush with your teacher

Yes

Have you ever cried upon rejection?

Yes

Have you ever meet a celebrity

Yes

Have you ever babysitted a baby?

Yes

Have you ever dated an amputee

No

have you ever hugged a  Buddhist monk?

No

Have you ever hugged the life out of your pet?

No

have you ever shared your bed with 2-3 pets?

No

Have you ever shared your bed with more then 10 stuffed animals?

No

have you ever swum with dolphins ?

Yes

Have you ever licked someone's ear?

Yes

Have you ever tried to commit suicide?

Yes

But I ended up just proving my hypothesis that I was unbreakable.

Have you ever eaten Cheetos?

Yes

Have you ever eaten Doritos sweet chili pepper?

No

Have you ever eaten shark?

No

Have you ever eaten caviar?

No

Have you ever drank Moët?

Have you ever confused Wasabi with avocado

No

Have you ever wanted to go back in time to do things over?