Have You Ever...

A physical fight? No... Verbal? Absolutely.

Have you ever been to Russia?

Yes

Have you ever seen tornado?

No

Have you ever read a book over 1000 pages in less than a week?  

Yes

Have you ever been to Philippines?

No.

Have you ever been to Brazil?  

No but I'd love to go.

Have you ever been in a relationship for longer than 5 years?

Nooooooooo!!!

Have you ever asked a question that seemed ok to you but pissed off the person supposed to answer it?

Yes.... all the time.

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever had trouble to make your nose stop bleeding?

No

Have you ever seen the blood clots in the tissue after you had a bloody nose?

No

Have you ever bought tickets for a concert that was canceled?

Yes

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever missed your ferry because of the traffic?

No

Have you ever cancelled a date because you just didn't feel like going?

Yes

Have you ever failed to get an erection?

Maybe

Have you ever gotten excited when someone gently blew in your ear?

NO, only when I am in love with the man

Have you ever dream with teeth?

No

Have you ever dreamed about having 6 kids and live in a country house?

No

Have you?

I'm not telling you

have you ever been infected by a sexually transmitted disease?