Have You Ever...

I'm not telling you  

have you ever eaten snake?

You don't have to because we were together!

No

Have you ever been on a Bullet train?

yes .......it's for sissies

Have you ever been to a really big roller caster?

Yes

Have you ever choked someone out before?

No

Have you ever armbared anybody?

Yes

Have you ever kicked a guy in the balls?

No

Have you stabbed anybody in the back?

Not literally

Have you ever fallen out of the shower?

No

Have you ever visited Uluru?

No

Have you ever broken a window?

Yes

have you ever had human anatomy lessons?

Yes

Have you ever slept on the floor?

yes

Have you ever dated a taller woman?

No

Have you ever been backstage at a concert?

No

have you ever been to the Great Barrier Reef?

Nope, too many great white sharks there.

Have you ever lied to your parents?

Yes

Have you ever made your own cheese?

No

Have you ever made your own pasta?

No

have you ever gone to a fancy restaurant and dressing like a bummer? 

Yes... don't even care Ron Swanson gif?

Have you ever fucked while high?