Lingerie/Undergarment ect. Commercial Competition

Olga Kurylenko Maximizer 3D - 1.5

What's that, Craig David? :yuckky:

I love Olga, but I wasn't feeling that ad at all

Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas # 1 - 4

I'd like to know what the tag line of that ad is as well.. but hey, a shipping crate full of endless Bar Refaelis in lingerie works for me

The Nakeds Victoria's Secret - 2

Can't fault the production values, but Candice is the only one keeping me interested <_<

Olga - 4

Bar - 5

Nakeds - 3

Triumph - 2

Bonita de Mas - 5

VS - 5

Maximizer 3D - 3.5

Felt a little uptight compared to, say, the Ana one from the last round - but it was a nice enough ad and Olga looks great as always.

Bonita de Mas - 2

A curious concept. I bet the one with the MP3 player was popular, being locked in that container must have been boring.

The Nakeds - 3

The name sounds like an appalling punk band from the 1970s, but the ad wasn't too bad. Could have done without the flashing lights though.

Olga Kurylenko Maximizer 3D- she's stunning, but WTF why was she swirling around in a cloud of cream? where they using her as a spoon? Annoyingly bad music too. 2

Bonita De Mas- GREAT commerical. i liked that it was fast paced but still showed many of their lingerie, plus there was multiple bars...which cannot be a bad thing. 5

The Nakeds- The only reason im giving this any points is cause of Candice. she looked amazing.

2.5

Joe I bring you a present this afternoon.

Caution: Nudity

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/3995/1280259883817.jpg

^ lol this is one of the many reasons you don't post pics of yourself on the internet.

I've tried it out several times with my own pics, and a couple of times with friends pics (with their permission) and It worked more then half the time for me. Happy nipple hunting {psst, bra's really don't stop the problem, just makes it a little harder to see}

Olga - 5 hundreds of million dozens

Bar - 4.5

VS Nakeds - 4.25

Man, these videos are too good.

Glad you like , wait until you see the next 3 .

^...She's not alone.

Joe I bring you a present this afternoon.

Caution: Nudity

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/3995/1280259883817.jpg

^ lol this is one of the many reasons you don't post pics of yourself on the internet.

I've tried it out several times with my own pics, and a couple of times with friends pics (with their permission) and It worked more then half the time for me. Happy nipple hunting {psst, bra's really don't stop the problem, just makes it a little harder to see}

/ :| Wow that's some trick .

If you're a regular voter you can vote on that last one if you want .

Sloggi Fruits: 1

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie: 3

Balentines Lingerie: 2

For the hobbit of a man in the commercial

Sloggi Fruits: 5 looool

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie: 1 I didn´t get it

Balentines Lingerie: 1 If I hate something more than old dods dying because of heart attack because of lingerie, it´s THIS.

Sloggi Fruits - 1.5

Pretty funny, and a good idea. The whole thing looks cheaply made though.

The peach is hot

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 2

The last few seconds with the mirror was awesome - they should have developed that further instead of all the crap at the start

The focus on the Porsche logo wasn't too subtle either

Balentines Lingerie - 1

Meh

^ @ the peach comment.

Sloggi- 2. The idea was good. but like Donbot said it looked cheaply made...and i would much rather see actual women wear those panties than peices of fruit.

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie- 1- WHAT?! why did she jump in the water? are they saying its waterproof lingerie or what?! Plus the beginning looked like a car commercial.

Balentines Lingerie-0.5 , can you give that? if not 1. That guy was a creepy Pervert

Sloggi Fruits - 1.5

Mildly amusing at first, but I expected a few models to turn up at some point. They must have used all the budget on the fruit.

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 2

I take it they were going for a James Bond concept, but it ended up looking more like a car commercial. I did like some of the shots towards the end though.

Balentines Lingerie - 1

Some of the worst acting of all time.

Sloggi - 1

Jolidon - 2

Balentines 2

@ the coments

I should have probably said this back when Squeege first brought it up in the 4th some odd round, but since its been brought up a few times (and I know Rox wanted to give "Hotmilk" a 0 ) I remember that I meant to say about the question about whether you can give something 0.5 or 0. I don't have a problem with the score itself, the only problem is for the sake of the rankings it would give the previous commercials an advantage. I wish I had thought back when Squeege brought it up to get people to distinguish their previous votes (0s from 1s) since there had only been a couple rounds back then. But on the bright side, you can probably rest assure that if one person wants to give something a 0, at least 5 others will give it a 1 . And so far there's been over 200 1s (aside from this round) which is 33% of the scores ...So 1/3 scores is a 1 .

Sloggi Fruits - 1

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 1

Balentines Lingerie - 1

Sloggi - 1

Jolidon - 3

Balentines - 2

Sloggi: 1

Jolidon: 1

Balentimes: 3

Joe if something sucks, it sucks... giving a 2, 3 or 4 is like saying "Blowjob's are nice sometimes". Ugh bullshit.... BJ's are one of the following.

1 - Sucky cause the chick uses teeth. DIAF

5 - Awesome

2/3/4 - BJ's are good, but I'll take a handjob over one. WTF?

Anything in the middle just doesn't cut it, pick a side of the fence, straddling hurts the balls. Do you like something, or don't you?

LONG LIVE 1 & 5

Same thing applies!!