Lingerie/Undergarment ect. Commercial Competition

Sloggi Fruits - 1

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 1

Balentines Lingerie - 1

Sloggi - 3

Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 2.1

Balentines Lingerie - 4

Sloggi - 1

Jolidon - 3

Balentines - 2

Joe if something sucks, it sucks... giving a 2, 3 or 4 is like saying "Blowjob's are nice sometimes". Ugh bullshit.... BJ's are one of the following.

1 - Sucky cause the chick uses teeth. DIAF

5 - Awesome

2/3/4 - BJ's are good, but I'll take a handjob over one. WTF?

Anything in the middle just doesn't cut it, pick a side of the fence, straddling hurts the balls. Do you like something, or don't you?

LONG LIVE 1 & 5

Same thing applies!!

WOW ! Just no words, even for me !

... So 1/3 scores is a 1

lol @ the pheno & pretty columns

What do the blue and red signify?

Blue = boy

Red = pink

Haven't you ever had a baby?

Yep that's it .

Ale VS 1 4.346

AnaBB Triumph 3.536

Sloggi Sensual 2.357

Olga Triumph 2.423

Bar Bonita de Mas 1 4.077

VS The Nakids 2.558

Sloggi Fruits 1.846

Jolidon Clandestine # 1 1.777

Balentines # 1 1.846

Sloggi - 1

VS - 5

Triumph - 1

Sloggi Billboard 1 - I Truly truly that woMAN was a tranny.

Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra 2 - Because Heidi and Tyra NEED a bra to give them cleavage and size lol. BTW More Tyra, less the others. (Y)

Triumph Maximizer Red Dress 1.3 - Following my format from above, handjob worthy from an ugly hooker addicted to Meth

Pretty, great commentary with the blow job, lol

I guess my rating is something like this -

1 - I´d rather see my granny in underpanties than THIS once again.

2 - Ok, I´d rather see THIS than my granny in underpanties

3 - Bad/good I just can´t decide which one more

4 - Good. Clearly really good. Comparing it to well made toast, which I love, but can´t eat them everyday.

5 - Perfect! Either it´s such an idiotism that I love it, or it´s really good made or...it´s a hell sexy. Yes

Sloggi - 1. HELL NO!!!! EVERY stupid *itch can do a striptease!! SHE CAN´T DO EVEN THAT!!!

VS - 3. Because I love good ol´ times.

Triumph - 1. Don´t get it.

Blue = boy

Red = pink

Haven't you ever had a baby?

Not a red one

All seems so obvious now

Sloggi Billboard - 1

I really don't know what the fuck is going on with sloggi. Some of their print ads that I've seen have been great - they've got a distinctive style that's really fresh and striking.

Their TV ads though.. so far they've just been all over the place, mostly really cheap looking, and just godawful. Except that weirdtechnosexy one that still strangely intrigues me

Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum, Karen Mudler Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra - 3

What an ugly set. If they used the subdued colours at 0:15 for the whole thing, it would have been so much better, and made the girls pop more. That said, the girls themselves all look great.

I hate the echos though

Triumph Maximizer Red Dress - 1.5

I don't get it either

Pretty girl, but she's way too skinny.

Sloggi -1 WTF, "I am a very stylish girl" THEN STOP TAKING YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF! i really didn't understand the point of that striptease commercial. and i agree, she is a tranny.

VS Miracle Bra - 2.5- Because i love Tyra.

Triumph Red Dress- 1.5- Mehhhh.

Wow Jennka what a system !

Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra 2 - Because Heidi and Tyra NEED a bra to give them cleavage and size lol. BTW More Tyra, less the others. (Y)

good point about the bra...I guess 'wonder' is meant for small to medium (I'm no cup expert) and yeah, more Tyra would be good .

Triumph Maximizer Red Dress 1.3 - Following my format from above, handjob worthy from an ugly hooker addicted to Meth

Wow :| ...

Sloggi - 1. HELL NO!!!! EVERY stupid *itch can do a striptease!! SHE CAN´T DO EVEN THAT!!!

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I guess I would have been disappointed if Pretty and vanessaaa didn't make fun of the Sloggi woman and donbot didn't mention how the color frequencies .

Sloggi x 1

VS - 3

Triumph - 4.5

Sloggi :1

Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum, Karen Mudler Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra: 3.5 (Karen )

Triumph Red Dress: 1.2

Sloggi - 1

VS - 3

Triumph - 2.8

Sloggi = 1 .............I can't even start with saying what's wrong with it. Is it her porn-look, her horrenduos attempt at striptease or the uncomprehensable "humour" of the ones who made the commercial.

VS = 4....decent commercial with good looking models (although they're getting a tad old)

Triumph = 2....the girl was good looking but in a commercial which advertises the red dress it's completely beside the point. First you didn't really see her in a good light and WITHOUT the dress she finally looked well. Then why the hell should you want the dress ??

Sloggi - 1

VS - 3

Triumph - 2

Sloggi - 5

Not really - it's a 1 if ever I saw one. Must have cost literally three's of pounds to make.

VS Miracle Bra - 2.5

Not as slick as the usual VS fare but as always, everyone looks great. Minus points for the set designer who obviously had some giant sheets of graph paper lying around and saw an opportunity to put them to good use.

Triumph Maximizer Dress - 2.5

Not too bad. Reminded me of another ad starring Charlize Theron but there was more of a coherent theme to that one, if memory serves.

Sloggi - 1

VS - 4

Triumph - 4