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Ummmm....popsicle
. I especially love blue, purple, orange, red
...
VS 2010 Michael Bay
Fortnight Lingerie CPR
Davenport Underwear # 1

Michael Bay - 2 deduction only because (like his Transformers...), way too long because the ambition greatly outweighs the ideas and I find that
kind of taxing
as it seems a lot is happening independent of the models. Marisa on the pool table and Marisa throwing the knife was all I needed. Candice was cute and I'll even accept Doutzen's face close-up, but because its so long that's less than half the commercial. Plus its advertising undergarments and I dislike all but 2 of the 8 some odd bodies
...but well shot as I'd expect from a film director...
Fortnight - 5 - safety first
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Davenport - 3

VS - 2 [Marisa bending over playing pool & throwing stuff at Ale are the ONLY reason I remotely enjoyed this commercial]
Fortnight - 4.9 [safety first!]
Davenport - 1 [To many gay guys frolicking with each o.O]

VS 2010 Michael Bay: 5
Fortnight Lingerie CPR: 1.5
Davenport Underwear # 1: 1.5

VS - 2 - Joe and Pretty had it right, Marisa made the commercial
Fortnight - 5 ... zomg.. safety first..
Davenport - 1

VS 2010 Michael Bay: 5
Fortnight Lingerie CPR: 1
Davenport Underwear # 1: 2
VS 2010 Michael Bay - 3.5
Eh, too long. I love about half of it, but they could have cut out a load of deadwood in there
starting with Chanel
<_<
Fortnight Lingerie CPR - 5
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Davenport Underwear # 1 - 2
Too many dicks on the dance floor ![]()
Good colour and energy to it though.

VS - 4
Fortnight - 5
Davenport - 1

VS- 4.5, Amazing commerical, beautiful girls,beautiful lingerie, beautiful photgraphed angles, beautiful settings. i loved it. ttad bit too long though.
Fortnight Lingerie CPR: Im sooo shocked that all all the guys are giving it a 5
. I give it 1.5 sorry girl on girl action ain't my thaangg.
Davenport- ^ hahaha, DonBot is that from Flight of the concords? my brother always sings that song. meh... 1 i didn't understand it.
VS: Well shot, but duhh it's Michael Bay
Agree that it was a bit too long and I'm not really a fan of either of those models. They're all gorgeous, love most of their editorial work etc, but there wasn't really a model in there that really gave me the patience to watch all of it
3.2
Fortnight Lingerie CPR: Cool and clever idea. I didn;t really like the model though. 4
Davenport: Agree with Vanessa, I didn't really get it
2
^ hahaha, DonBot is that from Flight of the concords? my brother always sings that song.
Yes is it ![]()

VS 2010 Michael Bay: Nice sexy beat, a bit long as others have noted but amazing shots 4.5
Fortnight Lingerie CPR: Umm i cant breath can i get some help
5
Davenport Underwear: What? No women mud wrestling....3.5

Thanks for stopping by
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@ the rest of the coments ![]()
Fortnight - 5 - safety first.
Fortnight - 4.9 [safety first!]
Fortnight - 5 ... zomg.. safety first..
Good to see our priorities are in sync
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vanessaaa: Fortnight Lingerie CPR: Im sooo shocked that all all the guys are giving it a 5
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Hey, I learned a lot :morning:
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Rankings Updated HERE
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Petra Nemcova Playtex
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret Air Push Up
Adriana Lima Angels in Venice Victoria's Secret

Petra - 3
- the bra itself wasn't very flattering...but she's so sweet and nice and so cute and...she flew
.
Miranda - 3.5 - bonus points because I like her voice and love how she tells a story
. Also special shout out to the regular VS narrator
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Adriana - 5 ![]()
Playtex: horribly ugly granny lingerie
burt everything else about the commercial was nice. 3.8
Victoria's Secret Air Push Up: 2. Miranda has a nice voice. but the commercial was pretty meh. And I hate those wings, they look ugly ![]()
Angels in Venice Victoria's Secret:
perfect commercial ![]()

Petra - 3
Miranda - 3.5
Adriana - 2

Petra: 1.5
Miranda: 1.5
Adriana: 4

Petra Nemcova Playtex: 4 - It's Petra, it's lingerie, it's boring as all hell, but it's Petra ![]()
Victoria's Secret Air Push Up: 1.5
Angels in Venice Victoria's Secret: 2
- Location ![]()
- Bob Dylan ![]()
- Adriana ![]()
Petra Nemcova Playtex - 3
I've never wanted to be a curtain more in my life ![]()
Petra looks unbelievable ![]()
Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret Air Push Up - 2
Pretty cute
Adriana Lima Angels in Venice Victoria's Secret - 5
Less chat more hat!
I absolutely love everything about it.. except the pink text, but I can forgive that ![]()

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