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Triumph EcoChic - 3.5
Very similar to the Ana one a couple of rounds back, though this one didn't grab me quite as much. Liked the model and the setting but wasn't keen on the voiceover.
Target Lingerie - 2.5
It was alright, but not particularly memorable.
VS Stretch Collection - 3
I liked that the ad was in black and white and thought the opening shot was great, but found it a bit bland overall.

Triumph EcoChic - 3
Target Lingerie # 1 - 2.5
Victoria's Secret Cotton Stretch Collection - 3

Triumph EcoChic - 3 [simple and to the point. Zero wow factor though
]
Target Lingerie - 4 [lolol woman after my own heart]
Victoria's Secret Cotton Stretch - 1 [um, cotton is a breathable fabric that STRETCHES naturally as the cotton fibers relax and spring back into place so it can hold it's shape, the fact that vs revolved a campaign around the obvious makes me laugh... and the f*cking music is horrible]

Triumph EcoChic - 1.2
Target Lingerie # 1- 1.5
Victoria's Secret Cotton Stretch Collection - 5

I need to interrupt temporarily to have a tie breaking round if you all don't mind
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Pair 1: Score - 1.846
Sloggi Fruits
Ballentines Lingerie
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Pair 2: Score - 1.577
Hotmilk Lingerie
Sloggi Everyday
Distribute 3 points for each pair as you see fit
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Sure these are all technically have no mathematical shot at advancing but for the sake of the rankings, no ties. Just consider it like seeing an old friend again
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Pair 1: As to Ballyntines, in the real world everyone's not beautiful and sexy, but there's probably still more beautiful people than people this creepy 0.0 . That guy looks like some weirdo looking at underage girls stripping in a peepshow or something
. But they deserve each other and seem happy....Sloggi Fruits...maybe just too ahead of its time. Fruit will probably be appreciated for the sexy beings they are hundreds of years from now
. To be honest it actually kindof scares me
. There's a part of me that almost laughs but the terrified part supresses it
. That said...
Sloggi x3 ![]()
Pair 2:
errrr....ummmm........Sloggi x2, Hotmilk x1...
Pair 1:
sloggi x 2.5 - at least it's got some originality
Ballentines x 0.5 - lame salad
Pair 2:
Hotmilk x 0 - ![]()
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sloggi x 3 - she's got a nice body ![]()

Sloggi x 3
Sloggi x 3

Sloggi x 3
Sloggi x 3- she's kinda cute, and atleast it's better than just a bunch of picturres of pregnant women.

Pair 1:
sloggi x1
Ballentines x2
Pair 2:
Hotmilk x0
sloggi x3

Mkey....Sloggis it is
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Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape
Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas # 2
Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa

Triumph International - 2, i love Irina, shes gorgeous but the music was annoying && why was she wearing that mouldy carrot coloured jacket?
Bonita De Mas- 3.5, I WANT BAR'S BODY! , anyways...super cute, the lingerie looks kinda tacky but bar wore it well & its cute and sexy at the same time.
Cosmetic Bra Spa - 1, Boring Boring Boring.

Triumph International: 2.5
Bonita De Mas: 3.5
Cosmetic Bra Spa: 1

Triumph - 1 boring
Bonita De Mas - 1 wtf?
Cosmetic Bra Spa - 1 o.0

Triumph International: 4
Bonita De Mas: 4
Cosmetic Bra Spa: 1

Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape - 4.5
Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas # 2 - 4
Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa - 1.5

Bonita De Mas - 1 wtf?
I was thinking the same
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Irina - 1.5
Bar - 1.5
Cosmetic Bra Spa - 2 - to me the other two are just as bad
but I guess a familiar face goes a long way
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Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape - 4
The visual style is great, with all the reflections. Irina looks amazing, but the music blows.
Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas # 2 - 1.5
Weird and stupid, but Bar looks tasty ![]()
Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa - 2
Is that Teresa Moore? Nicely shot, but a bit boring.

Triumph: 1 - I still can't wrap my mind around the appeal of this woman, and while the commercial is boring as can be, the music makes me stare, the kiss of death is when Irina pushed/moved the water around. That's something I did to puddles when I was 10, bored and waiting for the school bus to pick me up. o.O I dunno wtf that was but....
Do Not Want.
Bonita de Mas: 1 - See above and then throw in bad acting and a bowling ball being tossed at not one man, but three? Balls should NEVER be thrown at men, they should however be thrown at woman lol
Did ya see I went all sexy up in thar.
I'm all kinds of proud of my myself right now... Shhh
Triumph Cosmetic Bra: 1 SEE ABOVE + add is billowy shit blowin in the the wind and a short attention span atm which isn't allowing me to wanna watch anything that doesn't bring me lolz
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Joe
/FULLOFWIN

Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape - 2
Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas # 2 - 4
Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa - 2