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But we all know you're lying!!!

ummm...alright... ![]()
*scuttles thru*

Watermelon!
CEASE!

what's this watermelon joke? :lost:
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CEASE!
Cherry!

:Dinah:

:Dinah:
gay!
CEASE!
Cherry!
HA! i doubt you have any more fruits up your sleeve
your out of ammo. what are you gonna do now?!

CEASE!
Cherry!
HA! i doubt you have any more fruits up your sleeve
your out of ammo. what are you gonna do now?!
Banana! You know you wanna try it!!!
omg thats obscene. actually to be honest i dont like watching people eat bananas. like my god :|

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omg that reminded me of a story Steve told me a long time ago ![]()
:| ok now u gotta tell me.

Ay dios.
Well he went to a party one time and this guy was fucking this girl with a banana...and well he pulled it out and there was blood all over it and the girl said something like, "Oh I think you broke something"
XD
:|.. fuck.

No shit :|
that makes for an interesting trip to the emergency room.

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So how did this happen Miss?
Well my boyfriend was ....
oh the hilarity :|