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yeah you need what, 300 posts?

BABY STEPS!!!! ![]()
:| hop to it!

Well soon I'll be 2nd behind Ed (and not counting you of course)
Soooon ![]()
indeed. and with luck we've frightened everyone out of the thread so you'll be able to make a very steady slog to the top

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Frightened...or entertained? I like to think we brought a bit of sunshine into people's lives with our talk yesterday ![]()
we at least startled people

Well soon I'll be 2nd behind Ed (and not counting you of course)Soooon
what now? Why are yoiu behind me? *covers backside*
dont drop the soap ed! :|

Well soon I'll be 2nd behind Ed (and not counting you of course)
Soooon
what now? Why are yoiu behind me? *covers backside*
like there's much to cover up ![]()

dont drop the soap ed! :|
As long as Ben isn't around

Well soon I'll be 2nd behind Ed (and not counting you of course)
Soooon
what now? Why are yoiu behind me? *covers backside*
like there's much to cover up
I know
The gay community ain't missing out on much ![]()

Yeah you were ousted from the gay community weren't you Ed?

It was a unanimous decision to reject me based on the size of my ass. I still have nightmares ![]()

I told you to do squats man!! You should've listened! Now you'll be forced to spend the rest of your life with women!

There's a method which requires no effort. I intend to sit on my ass all day and maybe over time I shall have a bigger ass ![]()

It's not just about size though! It needs to be toned!
TONED!!!!!
my ass hurts from sitting. i have a shitty chair.

It's not just about size though! It needs to be toned!TONED!!!!!
TONED = effort, and quite frankly... [insert forbidden icon]
do you have buns of steel ed? or muffins of sloth?