Waxing, shaving, plucking

I like to pluck my beard. you know, with pliers.

waxes makes me scream and cry but i love it ... but it has made me bleed ..

I hate shaving. The next day the hair is back.

I think men should wax their balls for the sake of 'beauty.'

Brazilain bikini waxes hurt. It is ripping hair by the folicles from what is possibly THE most sensitive part of your body. Hurts like nothing you have ever known. But some women love it. Says it makes them feel 'clean.' I wonder what it is about themselves that makes them think their hair is 'dirty,' but it's all too freudian for me.

I use Nair. Nair is good. I have thin hair on my legs, thick in the bikini area, and it gets rid of both. I wouldn't advise it if you want to go bald in the bikini area, but I wouldn't advise going bald, either.

Or just laser the stuff off and be done with it entirely.

I think men should wax their balls for the sake of 'beauty.'

:rofl: ... what if the skin rips off along with the hair

Err, no thanks... I'm not ripping anything off my balls! OW OW OW!

I'll stick to straight razor and soap. does the same job, you just have to be careful.

isn't the ball sAck very difficult to shave? because for women ... actually, I don't know about anyone else, but whenever I go down there with a blade - I'm as careful as they get... I don't want to lose a flap or anything..

ahahahahahahaha!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!

You just can't be shaking like a coke head.

You have to be an acrobat to shave there.

maybe if you have club arms

actually i meant to say gymnast but I forgot the word.

ok, some very amusing visuals coming up for me. anyone else?

I'm seeing Lo (whom I have no idea what she looks like, so something like Alizee and Petra, except nothing like them) doing the pommel horse... one swing, one cut! switch legs... swing, cut!

the judges give her middling scores (except the French judge, who has been paid off, like all French judges), so she's extra motivated going onto the uneven bars...

oy. I didn't mean that literally!

well then your meaning isn't as amusing as my interpretation

which totally doesn't let me get to more interesting apparatuses (apparati?)...

I don't know what to say.

I can have that effect.

(I'll leave it up to you whether you imagine I have a cocky or downtrodden attitude about that)

I don't think anything about the last comment.

drawing a lot of blanks on me tonight, aren't you?

Yes I suppose. It's late dear.

oh, is it? depends what time zone you're in, dear...