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#1241

I didz

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#1242

You never answer my posts!!! :persuazn:

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#1243

Hmmm... 74531980.jpg

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#1244

I've been a tad busy with work and studying.

Forgive me

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#1245

Forgiving, now here is your break...beer Limers?

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Not sure how to exactly open up this beer but something tells me u will figure it out.

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#1246

You ^

Get a life

All i see is you on here all the time :|

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#1247

Cuz its part of my life :trout:

But ya i think im to BZ'ed at the moment

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#1248
Cuz its part of my life :trout:

But ya i think im to BZ'ed at the moment

Just a tad..

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#1249
You never answer my posts!!! :persuazn:

Post more and i will

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#1250

New top 10 girl? Oh for sure.

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#1251
You never answer my posts!!! :persuazn:

Post more and i will

You gormandizer! :persuazn:

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#1252

Hey, Limey. How are you?

I was @ Thorpe Park all day yesterday.

I even went on this.

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#1253

News:

Since no-one here knows anything about Canada, i became the king of Canada over the weekend.

I'm gonna ask Danni to marry me and she'll be the queen. (Don't tell her this it's supposed to be a surprise.)

Is what i would say if Canada had a king

Nah i had 2 job offers so i was busy interviewing and what not, i took the one that was here so i didn't have to move and etc... lots of other stuff.

But ya Hi

Missed you guys. Kinda?

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#1254

Kinda? Answer to our posts! :persuazn: and by the way, congratz to your new job!

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Michelle Duggar Pregnant With 20th Baby

Michelle Duggar and her last baby – number 19, by the way – barely survived the pregnancy, so of course she let her husband cram another one into her 45-year-old uterus. Because, seriously, what the hell else is she going to do? Raise the other 19 kids. Think for herself and not let him use her birth canal as a Jesus Cannon? AHAHAHA! Healthy and non-submissive reproduction. Your kids say the cutest things. TODAY reports:

The kids thought family patriarch Jim Bob was joking when he broke the news that they would have a new brother or sister, Michelle said. They lined the family up on the staircase for a photo, she recalled, and Jim Bob said, “Smile — Mom’s going to have another baby!”

“Their mouths dropped,” Michelle said, laughing at the memory. “They all looked at me to see if he was joking.”

Jackson, age 7, immediately started rooting for another boy. They’ll find out the gender around Christmas, Michelle told TODAY Moms.

Jim Bob told TODAY Moms that he’s thrilled for their 20th child. “Michelle and I both feel like some of the most blessed parents in the world. Our children are so sweet… we are so grateful to God.”

And, he adds, “We didn’t want to stop on an odd number.”

“Hey, dad, why was I born?”

“Because odd numbers are the work of Satan, son.”

That should go over well. But on a serious note, sincere kudos to TLC for making the most fucked up, insane form of spousal abuse a sugar-coated reality show that glosses over the fact these people are essentially Nazis for Jesus. And don’t Godwin’s law me, because the Duggars belong to the Quiverfull movement which on top of treating women as nothing more than perpetual baby oven housewives who can’t cut their hair (Yup.), preaches continually reproducing so large Christian families eventually become the majority and can marginalize heathen shitbags like myself who don’t continually knock up women because our invincible friend told us to. So if you take one thing away from this post it’s this: Jim Bob Duggar‘s cock is Hitler.

Warn the allies.

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#1256
Michelle Duggar Pregnant With 20th Baby

Michelle Duggar and her last baby

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#1257
Kinda? Answer to our posts! :persuazn: and by the way, congratz to your new job!

I'm sorry i've been busy with other peoples

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#1258
You never answer my posts!!! :persuazn:

Post more and i will

You gormandizer! :persuazn:

I don't know what that means.

But it sounds kinda hawt.

Hey baby, wanna take a ride on my gormandizer?

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#1259
Hey, Limey. How are you?

I was @ Thorpe Park all day yesterday.

I even went on this.

You went without me?

I've been better. Family issues.

But awesome Danni I haven't been to the amusement park here in years, costs too much

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#1260

New top 10 girl? Oh for sure.

I'd tap that.

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