The Cunnilingus Thread
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having just returned from a seriously hedonistic vacation, I am now up to my cunn. quota for the next year or so. although I may be talked into going over quota with a bribe. like a penny.
you bastard
What, no sore tongue? 
it's easy to get away with having a sore tongue when you communicate through typing, isn't it?
that was exactly what I was thinking ... unless your fingers are sore as well 
not yet. brb!
work those fingers!!
next up: the shower!
cunnilingus in the shower?...you have to take good care so as not to drown.
no, that was more about cleaning the fingers... no bouche in the douche
more french i see
cunny in the shower, check.
(it's a lot better than in the bath, I imagine)
if you can do it in the bath we'd call you aquaman.
scubalingus, the new sport from down under!
Underwater cunnilingus might work motivating: if you don't make her come soon enough, you'll die.
OMG. that made me just have the most gross thought ever. (ok, not ever)
if you had that woman that can blow out candles, then perhaps you would have some extra air to breathe underwater...
it's been a while...
...since you blew out candles without your mouth?
I know the feeling. 