frenchkiki
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I wish I had a dick
On 24/11/2017 at 7:23 PM, Stromboli1 said:
What do you think of Antje Utgaard?
She's 5'10"/178cm, blonde with green eyes, 40-29-40/ 102-74-102cm, and has 34 E/90 F (I think that's the French equivalent
) boobies.
I like her. Not drop dead beautiful but I like her curves
Did i say I wish I had a dick?
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17 hours ago, frenchkiki said:I wish I had a dick
17 hours ago, frenchkiki said:I like her. Not drop dead beautiful but I like her curves
Did i say I wish I had a dick?
Lets get you one, then we can have Abby & Antje in a foursome. 
What if women could grow a 12in/30.5cm penis once a month, but didn't know what day it was.
Imagine how the world would change.
We already have our periods ^^ it's going to a bit too much to handle
if my dick is growing while i am ovulating... Oh my! No one will be safe in this world!
When I am ovulating i could fuck the air I breath!
2 hours ago, frenchkiki said:We already have our periods ^^ it's going to a bit too much to handle
if my dick is growing while i am ovulating... Oh my! No one will be safe in this world!
When I am ovulating i could fuck the air I breath!
your clit will turn into a BBC and you can make a model you like pregnant with me behind you...
we need to make a baby real fast !
18 hours ago, frenchkiki said:We already have our periods ^^ it's going to a bit too much to handle
Well if the wiener comes first then you don't get your period that month.
18 hours ago, frenchkiki said:if my dick is growing while i am ovulating... Oh my! No one will be safe in this world!
When I am ovulating i could fuck the air I breath!
Whoa!
Well lets keep the ovulation phase then with growing a monster dick. 
The world would be a better place...... maybe.
A monster dick??
^ Are you a Harvey Weinstein fan!? Oh, wait...nevermind...
Why??
^ It was a jab at Weinstein b/c the photos you posted looks like him and he is a monster & a dick 
10 minutes ago, PinkCouture said:^ It was a jab at Weinstein b/c the photos you posted looks like him and he is a monster & a dick
I thought I was the only member of BZ that saw his wee wee ???!
56 minutes ago, Cult Icon said:
I thought I was the only member of BZ that saw his wee wee ???!
I have never seen his wee-wee (thank goodness!!!). I am curious how are you able to tell the difference between him and his wee-wee???
21 hours ago, PinkCouture said:^ It was a jab at Weinstein b/c the photos you posted looks like him and he is a monster & a dick
Uncanny!
20 hours ago, PinkCouture said:
I have never seen his wee-wee (thank goodness!!!). I am curious how are you able to tell the difference between him and his wee-wee???
simple: his wee wee was half hidden
he told me that if I found it, that I'm gonna be a star! It's not too late, it's not too late...!
43 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:Uncanny!
south park did it a decade ago
this thread is scary
hold me
