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Hate the song but the meme's make me laugh:

Not so much damp in the bones here as it is sunburn on the skin

^This reminded me of these weather reports - I'm guessing they must be from California's public-service spanish-speaking channel?





 

"Mmmhmm...scorchio...burrrrrrrrr"

Looks like the beginnings of Univision's weather channel (I LOVE THE 70's

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh she is here!

Apparently I'm stalking someone on this forum And I'm not sure if they're aware that I can see every report they make because I'm BZ staff and all

My patients is running very thin with this person and I'm sure we can all guess who it is.

Margaret Thatcher?

Hate the song but the meme's make me laugh:

Apparently I'm stalking someone on this forum And I'm not sure if they're aware that I can see every report they make because I'm BZ staff and all

My patients is running very thin with this person and I'm sure we can all guess who it is.

I don´t know what to think about it anymore. Really.

I guess everyone is stalking that person, if you ask me

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh she is here!

Apparently I'm stalking someone on this forum And I'm not sure if they're aware that I can see every report they make because I'm BZ staff and all

My patients is running very thin with this person and I'm sure we can all guess who it is.

I don´t know what to think about it anymore. Really.

I guess everyone is stalking that person, if you ask me

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh she is here!

Did you make it? Are you still here???

Do Cute Cats Like "Gangnam Style"?

The entire Internet is losing its hive mind for K-Pop genius Psy and his breakout hit, “Gangnam Style.” But here's the thing: the Internet is like 99% cats. So we decided to ask a bunch of adorable widdle kitties what they thought of the track. Thanks to Olive, Mittens, Puffy, Niko, and General Bonkers for their participation.

The answer: A definitive HELL NO!

Except for the Sphynx cat. I think he was given a Valium before recording.

Also: 3rd Cat is pretty much me when dealing with BZ lately 0:07, 0:34, 0:48, 0:55, 1:25,

"Holy shit... what is going on with the character.. What is this!?!. Looks like a fucking giraffe sucking its thumb while giving birth. Human beings can't bend like that. This game is a fucking abomination to the human race... DAMMIT."

wtf is that voice?

^ Holy http! I remember that clip and game. Pretty, don't play that game for more then 10 minutes or else you will want to rip off your own legs out of frustration.

Love that dudes commentary though...Bob Costas has nothing on this dude AND WTF...is this guy having seizures during the vid? Dude needs to take it easy on the Sulfur hexafluoride

No More Bacon? High Costs Of Feed Means Move Over Bacon, There's Something Leaner

If you are following the markets and the news, you know that with the shortage of grain crops, which plump up our animals, feed prices are on the rise as is the frenzy over the possible decrease in bacon on home tables. FromTwitter to world news (a Twitter headline reads ‘Unavoidable’ Bacon Shortage Leads to Twitter Hysteria), folks are freaking out. In a recent press release, the U.K.’s National Pig Association is warning that a “world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable.” Many studies report that bacon increases heart disease, high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, stroke, cancer and a host of other unpleasant illnesses. Rather than mourn this potential loss (mourning the economy is fine), let this be an opportunity to expand your diet and save your life.

Bacon lovers, it is time to think about other foods that can satiate your appetite and replace one of the riskiest foods you can consume; bacon is one of the fattiest foods out there and is a processed meat. Who cares about whether meat is processed or not? WebMD does: “…here’s the bad news: When it comes to increasing the risk for certain cancers, things get downright scary for bacon lovers. Not only is bacon considered a red meat, it’s also a member of the dreaded “processed meat” group (even turkey bacon falls into this category. And NO amount of processed meat is considered safe to eat, according to the American Institute for Cancer Research.”

The statistics of health issues associated with processed meat are staggering. Research on why you should limit consumption of meat such as bacon is endless. According to The New York Times, “…the research, published this week in the journal Circulation, is not so much a celebration of red meat as it is an indictment of processed meats like bacon, sausage and deli meats. Eating one serving of those foods a day was associated with a 42 percent higher risk of heart disease and 19 percent increased risk of diabetes.”

Did you know that 68% of bacon’s calories come from fat, almost half of which is saturated? Each ounce of bacon comes with 30 milligrams of cholesterol.

Below are some alternatives to bacon you can eat that are actually healthy for your heart and overall well-being. You might not like them at first, but you will find that the palate adjusts over time to enjoy what you serve it. And with a healthier lifestyle, you will likely feel a million times better in body, mind, and spirit.

Breakfast

Replace bacon with:

• Oatmeal with 100% pure maple syrup (Or farro or any other pure warm grain cereal)
  
• Berries and fruits (as a side or part of meal)
  
• Yogurt (with granola and or berries)
  
• Whole Wheat Crepes
  
• Egg Whites (yolks in moderation are fine too) With Sliced Avocado Or Guacamole On The Side
  
• Turkey Bacon
  
• Smoothies (keep them light berries, banana, a bit of juice)
  
• Healthy Granola
  

Lunch

Love a BLT? Try the following substitutes:

• Tempeh Or Seitan (thinly sliced) With Lettuce And Tomato
  
• Lettuce Tomato Avocado Sandwich On Whole Wheat Or Grain Bread
  
• Bacon Bits In Soup Or Salads?
  
• Throw a chopped vegetable or lentils in soup rather than bacon or dice some egg whites. Try the same on salads. Tofu, Tempeh, and Seitan are also wonderful alternatives and you can find some that are flavored to taste like bacon.
  

Dinner

• Wrap your meats in vegetable carpaccio rather than in bacon. Zucchini and eggplant hold together well and are delicious.
  

Dessert

• Chocolatiers are putting bacon bits chocolate rather than nuts. Keep the nuts please!
  

Hold me i think Imma be sick

via forbes

Thank heavens for Muslims and Jews then...

^ Amen on that amigo. Does that mean I can add an extra layer of bacon without gluttony being put forth on me?

Dave. Do you have a new top 10 or is it the same from Page #2?

^ Still the same as page #2. But I have an upcoming Top 10 Rookie list on the way

On the bacon tack (and I'm sure you can get away with the 'extra layer'), have you ever eaten 'facon'?

I've never been sure of veggie foods that go excessively overboard to resemble and taste like meat. Moreover, this stuff just looks like Play-Doh!

And while I wait on that(!) - 'fess up, does this ring true: http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/archives/2012/09/the-politics-of-3.php ?

I wanna see the rookie list! Tbh, I find it hard making top 10's or any kind of list.

Though, everyone knows Xenia is my number 1.

On the bacon tack (and I'm sure you can get away with the 'extra layer'), have you ever eaten 'facon'?

I've never been sure of veggie foods that go excessively overboard to resemble and taste like meat. Moreover, this stuff just looks like Play-Doh!

Good god...are you sure that isn't Play-Doh!? I'm sorry, but no way in hell should vegetables ever partake in a disguise of that what is called MEAT. I've seen how processed these supposed health foods are, not exactly an alternative I'd take. People are better off eating the dam veggies as they are rather than trying imitations this or that. Surprisingly, a nice fist size proportion of red meat is quite the health benefit for those who do suffer from iron deficiency. Plus, it packs a nice wallop of protein. Everything in moderation right? My god, I still can't get over how unappetizing this so called FACON is. Just imagine what they had to do to that product to make it look the way it does. Probably better off eating the real stuff

And while I wait on that(!) - 'fess up, does this ring true: http://hotlineoncall...litics-of-3.php ?

Ha, I'm an independent here...they can keep all those beers...I stick to micro brews all the way. Does that now clearly state where my politcal views are at?

I wanna see the rookie list! Tbh, I find it hard making top 10's or any kind of list.

Though, everyone knows Xenia is my number 1.

You don't say?

I can see why. My rookie list has been under development for a few months now. So far I only have 8 on that list. Heck, it took me over a year to properly compile an official TOP 10 list here