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oops. no one told me about that one. maybe I shouldn't have left DNA evidence...

I don't have a champagne room.

man, I said I was sorry! I'm totally going to pay for the reconstruction.

indeed thats Rhett for ya

But then again, you should seeee the size of my BEER ROOM!!

it is now my dream to have a house big enough that I can design a shower/bath built specifically with sex in mind

how about a room that is the size of a relatively large walk-in closet with mirrors all over the wall... like the playboy mansion

alright, we can build one of those, too

Thank you for adding "sofa-arm man" to my vocabulary. :|

lol...sofa arm man. I think I met him while we were filming on the set of The Wizard of Oz. Sadly he was editited out because of time restraints...and he had nohting to do with the movie... Like the other scare crow who didn't have an ass.

are there scarecrows with asses?

Mentioning one without an ass answers the question for you, doesn't it sir.

/there is no spoon

I'm not sure I'm going to buy your argument. not without a substantial bribe.

just because there's potentially an orifice wherein a pole may be rammed as a post upon which the poor straw fellow will be impaled, doesn't mean there's actually 'an ass' around said orifice.

just look around for some poor suckers that started a fight with me. you'll notice that their asses have been kicked right off.

rofl.... Are you under stress or something man?

just trying to figure out what kind of guy thinks scarecrows have asses, is all.

I'd like to say I figured it out, but actually I'm afraid to take the logic too far.

Eh, it's american TV humor... I thought that you might get it, but you didn't and took it in a wierd direction...but when do you not .

i would like ti have a threesome with a girl and another guy...

Yup, that's pretty much my sex dream come true - I mean, two guys and a girl (me).

I find it odd the amount of people who fantasize about threesomes. It's something I have no desire for...

I wouldn't have a threesome with someone I was in love with... but when I'm not attached, threesomes are the! best! thing! ever!

although it does burn through the local supply of available women twice as fast...

I have no experience in them, but they seem exhausting and complicated to me.