What made you smile/laugh today?
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Pretty and I again:
[1:22:51 PM] Horses!
[1:23:12 PM] How did you get them to look at you?
[1:23:26 PM] They look mildly annoyed lol
[2:25:25 PM] limerlight: I stopped in the middle of the back roads
[2:37:57 PM] Normally driving down a road isn't enough to get horses to look at a car (unless they aren't used to seeing cars, or your truck is very loud). Admit it, you screamed at them lol
[2:57:53 PM] limerlight: I also saw a baby bear but he ran into the woods before I could snap a pic
[2:58:02 PM] limerlight: But no I stopped and they looked
[2:58:38 PM] : You are secretly Satan and the horses knew
[2:58:41 PM] : and the bear was scared
[2:58:44 PM] I know things
[2:59:29 PM] But seriously though, you should of chased after the bear, what's the worse that could of happened? Selfie with adorable bear?
The Denver Allen court transcript. 
What the hell.
Durham: I’m finding you in contempt of court.
Allen: I don’t care.
Durham: I know you don’t. And I sentence you to twenty days for that. And if you say anything else, I’m going to add twenty days for everything you say.
Allen: Fuck you.
Durham: Forty days.
Allen: Fuck you again.
Durham: Sixty
Allen: Go fuck yourself.
Durham: A year.
Allen: Your mamma.
Durham: Ten years.
Allen: Suck my dick.
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Durham: You prefer men, right?
Allen: I fuck white-white boys.
Durham: You-oh, oh, white or black?
Allen: White boys.
Durham: Oh. Butt boys?
Allen: With big butts.
Durham: Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer.
Allen: Well, okay. So now you’re calling me a queer in the courtroom.
Durham: I didn’t call you one. I said you looked like one.
Full transcript: https://imgur.com/a/skffp
QuoteThe EU now has 1 GB of free space.
QuoteElectoral services workers have reported calls from people asking if they could change their decision after Friday’s result became clear, while some publicly admitted they intended to use a “protest vote” in the belief the UK was certain to remain in the European Union.
Canada > EU/England
Every American State’s ‘Brexit’ Nickname
http://www.ijreview.com/2016/06/636421-every-american-states-brexit-nickname/
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Laughing at the amount of excruciating pain I'm in because of Shin Splints.
On 2016. 06. 29. at 3:37 PM, Stromboli1 said:
Iceland knocked England out
