What made you smile/laugh today?

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The Final Deletion has so many great one liners.


I see you've met my fleet of aerial assault robots!

 

It's an extraordinary xylophone!

 

Now, I must summon the evil enigma by playing this lovely violin, that I was personally given by my dear friend, Antonio Stradivari.


It's a dilapidated boat.

 

 

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#1905

^ haha, I saw that as it happened. Epic stage that was. I respect these guys more than any other athletes. Toughest sport imo.

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#1907

For some reason this made me think of @Stromboli1

 

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#1908
23 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

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A dude totally made that meme  

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gets high on anesthetics, wants a boobjob from the dentist

 

 

 

 

 

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#1910
8 minutes ago, PinkCouture said:

A dude totally made that meme  

I think so!

And probably that is what boys do every day

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1 hour ago, PinkCouture said:

For some reason this made me think of @Stromboli1

 

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#1914

Celebrities with Eric Cartman quotes.

 

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2 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

And the new cover girl is......

 

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Leonardo DiCaprio, 41, confirms romance with model Nina Agdal, 24, as he puts on a very steamy display with bikini-clad blonde on Malibu beach

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#1916

Why is she doing that? She wants "special' babies?

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50 minutes ago, Mira113 said:

Hopefully she will be his LAST woman, so "Leo's model girls" story can be stopped.

 

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#1918

Yummies @phenobarbie is making me.

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#1919

I see Leo and Nina already dated, she changed now for the worst though, she looks much better here:

 

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#1920

Overheard on CNN just now

 

"The pucker factor is really high right now"

 

hahahahahaha

 

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