Clauds

^ What I'm here to do and show off Lima's glorious ass to of course
 
And hun you have some explaining to do! I just read this story on Yahoo's news slides...that bad over there?

- In Venezuela don't watch your back, watch your hair -

They already endure staggering levels of street crime. Now, Venezuelans have something new to fear -- muggers who chop off their hair.

Members of the scissor-wielding street gangs are called piranas, after the flesh-eating fish.

The gangs sell the stolen hair to salons which fashion it into braids in this oil-rich and beauty-obsessed country.

Some disconsolate women have given up and had their long hair cut off preemptively to donate it to children who lose theirs to cancer.

Vanessa Castillo cried as her pretty, long jet black hair was snipped for charity. "It is better to give it to kids with cancer than have the piranas steal it," she said, sniffling.

She spoke at a donate-your-hair-to-kids day at a beauty salon.

"Is this what we have come to? For there to be people who steal your hair is a form of chaos," said Castillo, a 26-year-old dental student.

The alarms went off last month in Maracaibo, Venezuela's second largest city, with the first complaints of hair-stealing commandos made up of men and women.

Braids sold to salons for use as hair extensions can go for as much as $1,000, depending on how long, thick and healthy the hair is.

"It is one thing to give it away because you want to and another that people beat you to take it away," said hairdresser Milagros Genao, as she cut off Castillo's locks.

Along with Castillo, hundreds of women and some men showed up for the charity event held at a Caracas hair salon. The cutters were led by Ivo Contreras, a famed stylist who has coiffed Miss Venezuela's hair and makes wigs for cancer-stricken children.

Venezuelans are so upset that the government has got involved, but only after media reports of harrowing stories of women in Maracaibo being beaten and robbed of their flowing manes.

President Nicolas Maduro declared war on the pirana gangs and ordered an investigation into "mafias that cut off young women's hair."

"What kind of way is that to mistreat young women? Young women are sacred," he said.

The conspiracy-minded leader blamed the hair thefts on a "psychological war in the whole country" orchestrated by Colombian and Venezuelan opposition figures based in Miami.

Oddly, no one has gone to the police yet to file a formal complaint.

But police are on the lookout, watching plazas and streets in Maracaibo. Press reports say there have been hair theft cases in other cities like Caracas and Valencia.

"A lot of women have come to donate their hair out of fear of being roughed up in the street, as they are in danger. It is a new way of abusing women. We ask the authorities to punish this," said hairdresser Contreras.

He said recently a woman showed up at his salon with an injury on her back. "They tried to cut it off, and she preferred to come and have it cut off herself," he said.

Some women in Maracaibo and Caracas are taking precautions.

"I have tried to avoid putting myself in danger," said Ivon Galindo, a 27-year-old computer technician with long brown hair.

Women like her and Castillo -- when she was still unshorn -- wear their hair in a bun or covered under hats.

"Having your hair stolen is as if they were mutilating your body," said Galindo.

Nearby, Castillo stood up and looked at her new short hairdo in a mirror that the hairdresser handed to her.

"Something is missing, but in my heart I feel good. I feel pretty with my new look," she said.
 
You need to come to the USA ASAP! I've seen your gorgeous head of hair and we must protect it with all due diligence!

^ It is that bad, honestly at this point I just laugh at it.

However, plans to move back to the US are not going to happen. I had a big argument over some things with my Host Family and I decided to not go back, however I will be moving to Argentina as I got admitted to the school I've always wanted to go

^ Sorry to hear things materialized that way hun with the host family, if you dont mind me asking what happened?
 
Oh but congrats on getting admitted to the school of your choice Sounds like one heck of a journey ahead of you
 
And Claudia I still can't get over the below

OMG DAVE LOOK AT THIS





I nearly cried when I saw this, I think I love MJ a little more now



Me likes this body (Y) will check for the regular ladies when I have time for it

You better buy this bikini before everyone starts wearing it on the beach

I'll reply you via PM my looove

I still can't get over the shark bikini, I pray it makes it to the magazine

^ Me 2 hun, me too! If not then maybe a new fashion trend?

And omg check out this new adaptation to the classic American burger. Forget the bun how about some Ramen noodles instead? Is it sad that I want one REALLY BAD atm?

(And yes Claudia my inner fattie seems to always want to come out )

Oh God that actually looks gross to me

^ Pfft whatever then I was going to share
 
And need a jump in your step, watch this next clip

^ Pfft whatever then I was going to share

 

And need a jump in your step, watch this next clip

Hey Claudia, here is how the back of the sharkini looks like

Que precioosas! Viste que ya se puede ordenar el EP por iTunes? Lo quieroo!

Holy shit hun I couldn’t stop laughing at the below and I just had to show it to you ASAP...you are going to gag and laugh your ass off at the same time

LMAO  ... I can't ... Just ...

In all seriousness tho, Miley Cyrus needs help and a hug. She looks like she needs it, she's just gross & disturbing, and this is coming from someone who is the same as she is so people who say "she's young & having fun" can go & DIAF, if it was me doing that shit my parent would be dead of a heart attack by now.

That's Natalie Dormer is it not?

^ LOL you know it is!
 
And on the whole Miley thing...yes, yes she needs some sort of help since how much lower can she go with herself? Seriously, what lines are left to break other then making a porno? To think she was once Hannah Montana for countless little girls
 
On a funnier note, I've been addicted to these dam Vine video compilations as of late...enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPumQ9kqJ58

LMAO at the Vine compilations, I can't believe people actually goes & put that stuff online.

I do have to say I will never get over the video of the girl  who forgot she was doing her hair and got burned   

That's Natalie Dormer is it not?

I loved Natalie in the Tudors she was amazing. Not to mention hawt.

I first saw her on The Tudors too, I cried a little when Anne died

LOL, I guess we all tend to look at hair curlers as microphones eh?

And check this one out, had a nice laugh at the failed attempt of making a simple sandwich below