The Fellatio Thread

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#241
i always thought pierced tongues would be a lot of fun... until i experienced it. That doesn't make it any better IMO

oh, make no mistake, it takes skill to do it right, just like it does without. a person without a clue with a piercing is no better than a clueless whole tongue.

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#242
anyway, dunno whether posted before, but I heard that sth that makes a guy crazy is when a girl /during the blow job/ has a mint candy or sth like that in her mouth. What do you guys think?

Yeah, I've heard that mouth wash does the trick... something about tingling but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

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#243
i always thought pierced tongues would be a lot of fun... until i experienced it. That doesn't make it any better IMO

I've totally thought of what it would be like for a guy to go down on me with a pierced tongue too but I've never experienced it. I would imagine that it would make more of a difference on a girl just because of a little hooded buddy who works magic :magic:

Sorry, off topic

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#244

sorry, can't help you with that one

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#245
sorry, can't help you with that one

yeah you can ...

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#246

you think I'm going to pierce my tongue just for an experiment that you may not like in the least? then I'd have a holey tongue in a dirty mouth

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#247

... it was just a suggestion, but you don't have to do it if you're as great as you say you are, a hole in your mouth shouldn't make a difference

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#248

I never said I was great! sheesh!

I mean, as great as I am, I don't need to announce things like that.

and if you don't mind, I'd rather be great without holes than with

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#249

and what if sb loses his "earing" when he is just inside a woman with his tongue?

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#250

highly unlikely, a lot of them are like screw in and stuff. the probability of it falling out is next to nothing

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#251
highly unlikely, a lot of them are like screw in and stuff. the probability of it falling out is next to nothing

I know, but just imagine

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#252

well, then you'd just have to spend that much extra time probing around for it...

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#253

:yuckky: that sounds worse than when the condom slips off and you have to dig to get it out...

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#254

but much better than a leper's penis falling off...

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#255
:yuckky: that sounds worse than when the condom slips off and you have to dig to get it out...

^ that kinda ruins the utility of the condom if it slips off and you have to dig to get it out, doesn't it ?

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#256

why are we talking about condoms in the fellatio thread anyway?

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#257

cause technically you can catch STD's with a blowjob or a cunnilingus

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#258

yeah, very true sorry I took the thread off topic in a slight way but technically you are suppose to use condoms for just about anything you can thing of because of stds . For cunnilingus, my bf told me that they showed him how to use a condom to preform safely

1. cut the tip off, 2. cut it from top to bottom and then you are left with a rectangular protective SHIELD

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#259

oy. I just don't get the whole STI thing. if you're active, you should be getting regularly checked, and shouldn't be with people who aren't. and I highly recommend laying off the crack ho's that are giving discounts on the corner.

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#260

i don't see how any of that is funny but maybe i'm missing something

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