The Fellatio Thread

well he's telling me I can't really be bad at it and I'm like yeah okay I could probably find a way to make it horrible

and now he's telling me I was fine last time

@ "I could probably find a way to make it horrible"

small dicks are not hard to blow i'm sure you're just fine

it's true tho :| I find a way to screw up ANYTHING

hopefully

Just don't bite it off and the guy can't have much reason to complain.

Just don't bite it off and the guy can't have much reason to complain.

i'll do my best

and if he makes fun of you you can always make fun of you know what

tell him he stinks or that it's so small it tickles your throat

I really hope he's a member of BZ

=P <====8

and if he makes fun of you you can always make fun of you know what

tell him he stinks or that it's so small it tickles your throat

I really hope he's a member of BZ

=P <====8

...but why is your peanut broken ???

:shock: what?

:shock: what?

=/=

^Taben!

He's a size medium in condoms :brows: still havent mesured it though

what is medium ? like... the standard size ? because these can be used by fairly small to failry big guys

Use a ruler dammit :persuazn:

I like the cm's and the m's. I can't think of using "inch" and "foot".

what is medium ? like... the standard size ? because these can be used by fairly small to failry big guys

Use a ruler dammit :persuazn:

well i'm seeing him tomorrow so i'll use the ruler then :|

and i dunno about the condom if that's the standard size all the told me was that small didn't fit but medium did

it measures 5 feet lool

it measures 5 feet lool

5 feet ? what are we talking about ? :|

well i'm seeing him tomorrow so i'll use the ruler then :|

and i dunno about the condom if that's the standard size all the told me was that small didn't fit but medium did

good girl

but wait... the condom... does that mean you guys... ?? :brows:

it measures 5 feet lool

5 feet ? what are we talking about ? :|

hahaha ... I was bored.

How long is 5 feet???

Uargh!