Indiana Jones vs James Bond

the only place that ninja won't be is where people are talking about them.

amateurs.

it's more like a wishfull "now" and "damn" see...?

*takes a bow* thank you thank you! i shall be stocking up on movies...

Unless of course the people talking about them are completely unaware and/or are enemies...

pish posh! ninja's could take over the world and i'd be happy! of course...then the fact that they're the people of the shadows would get fucked up wouldn't it...?

did you know that ninja can suck their testicles up into their pelvic bone?

people that train to do that sort of thing are serious mofo's. I don't think you want a whole world full of that.

Dude, don't say that shit! You should be reprimanded! You broke prime directive 3....

I don't have prime directives. not that you know about. and if I did, I wouldn't admit to any of them because that would affiliate me somehow. my rules be mine own.

did you know all males are born with their testicles up in their pelvis bone?!

i want aoshi!

yes, but some of us learn to control the sum of their travels south (and north)

interesting...well ninja's are just cool like that!

Now that I think about it... If they were to join forces, I think they would be invincable!

oh Indy...

would be interesting to see Bond in the 1940's, when technology wasn't quite the same game.

James Bond

he's got Q on his side, and nobody / nothing can beat Q

James Bond

he's got Q on his side, and nobody / nothing can beat Q

not true! while Bond has retained his youthfulness, Q had to retire from old age. of course, Q took over for Q, but still, it shows how mortal he is.

wrong, nothing can beat Q ... because his inventions will last forever :

the jetpack

laser pens

the suitcase with knives, coins,gas, etc

the watches !

the belt

the cars ... come on, it's all about the cars !!!

that helicopter that bond could pack in a few suitcases

... and so on

and i mean the classic Q, not the idiotic new one

Bond! I mean...

Sean Connery played him

1st point

He is a ladykiller

2nd point

Nobody is so cool

3rd point

would be interesting to see Bond in the 1940's, when technology wasn't quite the same game.

then I would have a problem to pick the better one - because Bond for sure would be hotter to me in 40's....

but what would his tech be? those gadgets of his... hopefully not like Connery in League of X-G

yeah, worse than macGyver's ones...

however - it would be totally different James then...