Indiana Jones vs James Bond

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#121

sex would be more adventurous with Indy. Like seeking out new and daring enterprises...

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sex would be more adventurous with Indy. Like seeking out new and daring enterprises...

exactly ! Besides James likes girls...... TOO MUCH <_< It would be exhausting to be like :persuazn: all the time

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#123

ahaha, you can't tie down Bond! He is like the wind! Or a large near extinct bird...or a lemur. And NOONE can tame these beasts! They have no cares but to enjoy life and live to it's fullest.

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#124

you can tie him down.

you just have to kill his wife in order to untie him.

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#125

Uh oh... Speak of murder so early in the day... What happend?

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#126

On Her Majesty's. got married. wife got waxed. and I don't mean Brasilian.

he refers to it a lot, how the women he loves get killed. in License To Kill, Felix's new bride tries to give him the garter, but he explains that he's been down that road, can't go back to that *sniff* heartbreak. what a softy!

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#127

Bond is the man, plain and simple.

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#128

Indy...all the way...

you gotta admire a man who can fall down hundreds of feet or go racing through miles upon miles of rail cars...get dragged behind a truck...or even stand under a waterfall..and STILL...not lose his hat. That...right there...shows Indy has enough style points to beat Bond.

And besides Sean played his daddy...lol...so there ya go.

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#129

well, he did lose his hat when the Panzer tank went off the cliff.

but it *somehow* blew right on back to him.

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#130

Sean was his daddy is all you have to say. Bond is Indys daddy, so screw him!

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#131

yeah, but then Roger Moore would be his stepfather. so that blows your argument right to hell

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#132

Indy doesn't need daddy, in contrary to JB.

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#133

Both share a troubled relationship with women, caused by the lack of a mother figure growing up.

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#134
On Her Majesty's. got married. wife got waxed. and I don't mean Brasilian.

yeah, he was married for like ... 4 minutes ...

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#135

that's often long enough to do one in.

(looks down, checks ring finger)

PHEW!

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#136

Indiana Jones, and don't ask why.

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#137

We won't.

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#138

why?

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#139
well, he did lose his hat when the Panzer tank went off the cliff.

but it *somehow* blew right on back to him.

see? you had to admit it

Indiana is the one ! (and he's always the same, not like James: tall, short, dark hair, fair hair... too complex !)

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#140

I voted for Indy, you don't have to convince me

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