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Spiders have to eat too ![]()

Seems like we've all found a reason to like Chrissy, food unites us all

Just now, ILUVAdrianaLima said:Spiders have to eat too
My little guy is self sufficient, thus he's superior to Chrissy

^ Agreed

1 minute ago, Prettyphile said:My little guy is self sufficient, thus he's superior to Chrissy
Not sure on that, Chrissy has Mac n Cheese
You know my love of cheese Pretty ![]()

My guy makes his own traps out of his ass hair, plus he kills all the nasty bugs that live in your house, or that are trying to get in. He wins... You can still make Mac & Cheese yourself, but without the aid of 5head.

After that Mac n Cheese hun I can make my own traps too...it's called passing gas in the room or underneath the blankets.
Cheese wins! ![]()

But you're still left with these crawling around all over the place....
No one to kill them for ya.... and you've only managed to gas chamber yourself. How's that Mac & Cheese taste now?
Spider still wins

3 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:But you're still left with these crawling around all over the place....
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No one to kill them for ya.... and you've only managed to gas chamber yourself. How's that Mac & Cheese taste now?
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Spider still wins
OMG.
That commentary from that Ghetto Monkey eating a banana video I posted today, would be PERFECT for this. hahahaha
Let me show you how to eat the booty.

EAT THE BOOTY!

@PrettyphileHmm, usually I gas those suckers out and they never come back, marking my territory I am...


Your gas is surface and you simply can't kill them all. Sorry love.
By marking your territory all you've done is make them band together to rise up against you... and invade your Mac & Cheese while you aren't looking...
We are Legion
Now if you except Spider as your lord and savior you get the benefits of their benevolent love and protection, a bug free existence, and Mac & Cheese without the aid of 5head.

@Prettyphile that last gif has to be the worst and most horrifying ever.


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2 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:They're EVERYWHERE, even inside your food (and water MUAHAHAH)
I feel like Be.Busta or Lady Masquerade should do some Spider horror stories.