2016 SI Swimsuit

"I am best known for my  _________ laugh"

 
How about being known for your "real" woman's body 

Bitching to all the social media sites & pap magazines that you feel you used to be ugly, gross, disgusting, fat and now you want to be a curvier Heidi Klum and you love your shit.

BEWBS

I cannot stand this trend of "real" models bitching about the fashion industry and how it needs to change to accommodate their larger size and give them real work (Prada, Chanel ect). Shut up, do your fucking job and be grateful people are throwing buttloads of money at you for the work you do...

Never gonna outrun the police Ashley...

Pretty gal, nice body, but nope, just out of principle. (INB4 SI appearance to spite me, and because SI needs to be trendy and PC)

^    

+1000000

Amen Prettyphile 

I like Ashley. I don't care about the fat girl agenda, but I am one.   Is she SI material atm? I do not know.

Next up for Casting Calls......Nickalya Rivera                IG:https://instagram.com/nickaylarivera/

Source:http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2015/08/10/si-swimsuit-2016-casting-call-nickayla-rivera

She's Naya Rivera's younger sister?  Yeah.

NEXT

I've noticed something on these recent casting call info sheets. 
There's a "sealed with a kiss" at the bottom and most are just putting their names. 

Not any big deal, just my 'ever' observant self. 

I've noticed something on these recent casting call info sheets. 

There's a "sealed with a kiss" at the bottom and most are just putting their names. 

 

Not any big deal, just my 'ever' observant self. 

Haha that's so funny, I went back and checked a bunch. Reading capabilities and/or overall intelligence doesn't seem to be a requirement to model for S.I. lol

Maybe they don't want to smudge their $40 a tube lipstick.   I don't blame them.

Or maybe they think they can get pregnant by doing that...

I dunno?

She's Naya Rivera's younger sister?  Yeah.

 

NEXT

let's face it. Its not what you accomplish. It's who you know. If this were 15 years ago, Kendell Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Ireland Baldwin...etc wouldn't be popular models booking the work they do. As much as I don't like it, you know she might get it. This is why I get so upset with SI. Half the models get it because of who they lay down for or who they are related too. What happened to the Tyra Banks types... ie the girls who earned it by doing the editorial and commercial work that got them noticed. But whatever....

I just want some girls in there that aren't WAGs or celebrities family members. Is that too much to ask?? 

What happened to the Tyra Banks types... ie the girls who earned it by doing the editorial and commercial work that got them noticed. But whatever...

 

I just want some girls in there that aren't WAGs or celebrities family members. Is that too much to ask?? 

 

Unfortunately, I think we're balls deep into the Social Media Era. Something we just might have to get used to. 

Next up for Casting Calls.......DANIELLE KNUDSON                 IG:https://instagram.com/danielleknudson1/

Source:http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2015/08/18/si-swimsuit-2016-casting-call-danielle-knudson

^^Yeah WTF. Her Instagram is actually quite nice, but she looks busted and basic as fuck in that Casting Pic.

 

But not to worry guys. My Canadian Goddess, Danielle Knudson, will (hopefully) come save the day sometime soon.

 

 YES!!  FUCKING YES!!! I'VE WANTED THIS SOOO BAD FROM THE BEGINNING!!

I AM SO EXCITED. SHE"S SO PERFECT FOR S.I.  MJ, DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THIS UP!! #SISwim2016ROTY 

^^Yeah WTF. Her Instagram is actually quite nice, but she looks busted and basic as fuck in that Casting Pic.

 

But not to worry guys. My Canadian Goddess, Danielle Knudson, will (hopefully) come save the day sometime soon.

 

 YES!!  FUCKING YES!!! I'VE WANTED THIS SOOO BAD FROM THE BEGINNING!!

 

I AM SO EXCITED. SHE"S SO PERFECT FOR S.I.  MJ, DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THIS UP!! #SISwim2016ROTY 

I'm with you here. They better not screw this one up.

Told you!

The shit I don't know SI, RIGHT?.. right - Get REKT son.
 

Danielle Knudson was asked to come into the SI Swim offices a couple of weeks ago. 95% sure Alex was asked as well.

Pretty, what about Michea? Did she make the casting call as well?

Edit: Not looking good. Honestly I don't think she cares about SI, or rather I think SI is over her.

I'll see what her cousin has to say. He'd know more.

 

^^Yeah WTF. Her Instagram is actually quite nice, but she looks busted and basic as fuck in that Casting Pic.

 

But not to worry guys. My Canadian Goddess, Danielle Knudson, will (hopefully) come save the day sometime soon.

 

 YES!!  FUCKING YES!!! I'VE WANTED THIS SOOO BAD FROM THE BEGINNING!!

 

I AM SO EXCITED. SHE"S SO PERFECT FOR S.I.  MJ, DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THIS UP!! #SISwim2016ROTY 

I'm 1000% with you, Danny needs to make the magazine this year or I'm going to cry.

#Bodycandonowrong

YES