2017 SI Swimsuit
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^ It's broke ass Elvis in all his glory!
I rather listen to both of those horrific songs than listening to Adriana, Sam or EmRata speak 
Back on topic 
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^^ I actually want one of those soooo badly
@Prettyphile The broke ass Elvis?
Whipspooder
Are you sure, broke Elvis can serenade you each night with bad lyrics?
WP > Broken Elvis
love is love
do not judge
Secret to long life... she doesn't give one fuck.
+ Pie & Whiskey = Hero
Sign all three of them up, MJ!
^^ But that would be doing something we want, and MJ would never do that. 
Pretty WTF is that
Spoiler
Btw, I had an horrifying encounter with a spider the other day. It was probably of one of the most dangerous species we have here 
The fucking thing was crawling near my amp in the rehearsal room 
That is pure sexiness... 
Did you kiss it? Please tell me you let the little guy go outside. No killing of the spooders!
I asked for help and it was killed
If it was the species we think it was, it's one of the deadliest spiders we have here. That abomination wasn't going to make it alive
Should of sent the little guy to me
OH! I found a place that sells Whip Spooders! I'm buying a male and female asap
That little guy kills you if you don't kill it first 
People sell those spiders???
I have Black Widows as pets, and I've also had a Brown Recluse which can do some nasty damage. Just google brown recluse bite and be sad. Spiders don't scare me in the least and as long as they aren't skittish you can handle them with relative ease.
And yes you can buy them online: http://www.kenthebugguy.com/tailless-whip-scorp/
http://www.firstchoicereptiles.com/tanzanian-tailless-whip-scorpion-for-sale/
http://www.petsolutions.com/C/Insects-Bugs/I/Giant-Tailless-Whip-Scorpion.aspx
This was a relative of the brown recluse 
Chilean Recluse Spider, and it's bite has very similar effects.