2017 SI Swimsuit

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#141

Oh, you were okay. No need to kill em, just get them outside... They're pretty shy spiders and not prone to attacking a person without a good reason (like scaring them or coming into their space). Fun fact:  next time you see one of the Recluses just know that the spiders have become immune to some insecticides and spraying them only makes them more toxic and pist!

 

My legion is evolving...

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#142

They may have become immune to some insecticides but they won't become immune to a shoe or a rolled magazine/newspaper 

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So SI loves it's gimmicks... Say hello to a potential cover girl of the future.
 

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Plus sized and bearded!  MJ's gonna LOVE her

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#145

Toothless Spooder for the cover 2017!

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#147

Just when I thought I had forgotten that damn thing...

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#148

I mean, we could have Toothless Flossie Dickie instead, but I think Toothless Spooder worked pretty damn hard to earn it the right way...the old fashioned way. And the only way possible 2 of this years 3 could have possibly gotten the cover.  

 

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#149

On a more SI-focused note, I would love to see (though she's more of an actress than typical model) Bella Thorne in SI.

 

Yea, I said it. I think she's striking. Absolutely beautiful.

 

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#150

^ Oh + 1 ! Awesome idea. I mean, even better idea than the fakir LOL

Out of joke i love Bella  

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#151
3 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

So SI loves it's gimmicks... Say hello to a potential cover girl of the future.
 

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Plus sized and bearded!  MJ's gonna LOVE her

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"She" has quite a fan base and is also a LGBT rights activist I doubt SI would be that gimmicky but who know ...

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#152

 

 

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#153

Assuming they won't use multiple gimmicks, Conchita would resolves the plus-size thing you dislike

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#154

In all seriousness tho, I feel like MJ has put the knife to her throat with the three covers thing. If she puts just a non-plus size model on the cover next year people are going to lose her shit in a really negative way because it will be seen as taking a step back, and if she does multiple covers again then models will start dropping like flies because it will lose its exclusivity (more than it did already, there's been seven cover girls in the last three years) and SI it's a job that doesn't pay any money and requires a lot of time from the models, the big deal about SI is that if you are the cover model then it's your time to shine, if you have to share the spotlight then is not worth it if you are a big name model, so they'll end up with random girls who just really need that PR. Girlfriend may have fucked up big time with the three covers, idk if it will pay off in the long run.

 

I'm really curious to see how they'll handle it

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#155

^ Smart reflection ! 

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#156

^ BIG YES on the whole "exclusivity" of having the cover. At this rate, they might as well do a group cover shot of all the dam girls and call it a game

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#157
14 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

^ BIG YES on the whole "exclusivity" of having the cover. At this rate, they might as well do a group cover shot of all the dam girls and call it a game

 

 Fold-out cover

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#158

^ 30 pages long! The SI 2017 fold out cover ONLY issue

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#159

^ They could hype it up by having Oprah announce it ...

 

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You got the cover, you got the cover...you ALL got the cover!!!

 

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#160

And 2017 was the last year of SI...RIP!

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