lostdiadem

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#121

Because I'm actually a man.

 

I like them actually, I just don't feel comfortable in them and I prefer to wear pants or suits!  I can wear dresses only if my hypothetical man wants me to!  

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#122
8 hours ago, lostdiadem said:

I like them actually, I just don't feel comfortable in them and I prefer to wear pants or suits!  I can wear dresses only if my hypothetical man wants me to!  

 

I'll be your hypothetical man and order you to wear dresses 

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#123

 Well, not always tho. only on special occasions, maybe.

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#124
11 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

 Well, not always tho. only on special occasions, maybe.

 

How about weddings? 

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#125

If it's someone important to me's wedding then yes (Saturday I wore one ), otherwise pants all the way!

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#126
4 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

If it's someone important to me's wedding then yes (Saturday I wore one ), otherwise pants all the way!

 

No even during a date with an important hypothetical man?

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#127

Mmmh, not for the first date. I want the attention on me, not on my body.

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#128
3 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

Mmmh, not for the first date. I want the attention on me, not on my body.

 

You should show up for the date in athletic-leisure and PINK pajamas

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#129

Well, pjs are actually the most comfy ever! if my hypothetical man liked me in my pjs straight away, then he would like me with any other kind of outfit!

And I should marry him!

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#130

Pj's!

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#131

YAS!

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#132

By the way, you have to wear those long socks too  Cold feet are no bueno 

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#133

I have cold feet even if I have the heaviest and longest socks on earth.

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#134

This calls for a foot massage then!

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#135

YAS! I'm in for all kind of massages!

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1 hour ago, lostdiadem said:

Well, pjs are actually the most comfy ever! if my hypothetical man liked me in my pjs straight away, then he would like me with any other kind of outfit!

And I should marry him!

 

So you're wearing pajamas and what is your 'hypothetical' man wearing?

 

Are you dining at a coffee shop?

 

5 star restaurant?

 

McDonald's? 

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#137

I'm in my pj (which can be sexy, tho ) and my hypothetical man can wear whatever he wants, except for short jeans that show their ankles

And we're eating at my place, 5-star dishes because I'm a good cook!

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#138
20 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

YAS! I'm in for all kind of massages!

 

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#140

^ Pervs!

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