The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions

OK guys ........ I'll start with the first definition  

Chileans :: Primitive tribe of barbarians frequently consuming slightly smoked meat (believing it's cooked) during a festivity of ritual significance to their culture called asado  

Hey, that meat IT'S cooked just the way it should be and we are not THAT primitive  

I'll take revenge for this  

I'm a big fan of a good asado. You just made me hungry.

Greeks: group of peoples claiming to be over-civilized due to a culture dating from over 2500 years ago. Nowadays they tend to confuse civilization with sissiness as, among other things, they seem to prefer their meat overcooked.

Avoid mixing with Swedes or levels of barbarism may grow exponentially, even if it's tried to be concealed.

you are good

5 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

you are good

I know 

I am not sure I will answer the question of SuperG.Girl...

Aristotle had these somewhat surprising words...

" There are three types of man the dead, the living and those who put to sea "  ...

Nietzsche 

" You call love your short follies and you put an end to these short follies by a long foolish marriage. " ....

Communism is the only serious illness that has not been tested on animals ....

Machine Gun: Ballistic devise used for means of punishment by girls who claim to be civilized but are instead barbarians in disguise.

SuperG.Girl : Barbarians in disguise.

Objectivity: is a philosophical concept referring to the ability of a thinker to express thoughts and opinions very close to those of SuperG.Girl's. Thoughts identical to those of SuperG.Girl's are considered 100% objective  

13 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

Objectivity: is a philosophical concept referring to the ability of a thinker to express thoughts and opinions very close to those of SuperG.Girl's. Thoughts identical to those of SuperG.Girl's are considered 100% objective  

23 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:

SuperG.Girl : Barbarians in disguise.

Exactly!!

Cowlike: the property of resembling Kate Upton  

Bellaflake: A BZ member who gets angry, abrasive, bitchy, douchey, upset, defensive, etc. just because you disagree with them especially when it comes to celebrities they like.

Bellaflaking: Someone who exhibits Bellaflake behaviors. This also happens when someone has been hanging around BZ a bit too long recently and is starting to get sucked into the petty drama and virtual world. It is probably a good idea to take a break from this place when you start noticing you are bellaflaking.

Rheomalachians: Group of people (usually women) whose actions gotten them NOWHERE in life. What differentiates them from similar groups of losers is their flabby psychological structure. Rheomalachians will spend an unbelievable amount of time inside their comfort zone, overemphasizing qualities that can't deliver any real change, trying to be nice to everybody and avoiding any risk of meaningful measurable action. They avoid confrontation and decision making. They tend as a group to narrow their comfort zone as time goes by. It's not unusual for rheomalachians to stop driving after an accident or being hesitant to acquire a new skill or pursuit a new career, blaming for their pathetic professional present mistakes that took place ages ago. They are usually unmarried. They occasionally advise other people what to do. They lack the mental capacity to understand: following rheomalachian advise makes you a rheomalachian.

Engineers: Species of frustrated physicists and mathematicians (frustrated musicians may be encountered here too) who, in order to compensate such frustration have developed a curious, yet of epic proportions ego boost. Typical claims as "we build the world" and the such may be frequently heard from them. 

They tend to show barbaric behaviours, especially and more noticeable the females of the species.

Be careful: do not trust them, even if they say "trust me, I'm an engineer".

  @SuperG.Girl   

13 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

They tend to show barbaric behaviours, especially and more noticeable the females of the species.

3 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

Stormbringerism: Eating disorder characterized by the utilization of rare beef as the exclusive source of food. Stormbringers (i.e. people suffering the condition) will refuse to eat anything else and will experience a gradual degradation of their mental function due to the lack of nutrients present only in plant based foods. The severity of the symptoms vary ........ on extreme occasions Stormbringers are incapable of understanding simple things like Barbara Palvin is looking better than Vita Sidorkina and Candice Swanepoel is hotter than Alesandra Ambrosio.