The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions

4 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

proof that YOU STARTED IT  

 

 

You LIAR! There's no such proof. 

3 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

 

You LIAR! There's no such proof. 

here's the proof:

I challenge you to present a machine gunning older than that  

@Stormbringer almost forgot

2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

here's the proof:

 

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I challenge you to present a machine gunning older than that  

There's no proof whatsoever that those machine gunnings were directed to you  

It could just have been a random machine gunning  

oh, and..

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

Machine-Gunning Bender: Robotic ballistic device that has proven to be overwhelmingly superior to a flashy rocket launcher commanded by a weird purple haired animé girl.

13 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Machine-Gunning Bender: Robotic ballistic device that has proven to be overwhelmingly superior to a flashy rocket launcher commanded by a weird purple haired animé girl.

 

 

Nothing is superior to my launcher

and that anime girl .........is not an anime girl it's yours truly me 

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

Nothing is superior to my launcher

Bender disagrees 

2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

and that anime girl .........is not an anime girl it's yours truly me 

 

And because that  "yours" seems to be out of place (?)

2 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Bender disagrees 

2 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

And because that  "yours" seems to be out of place (?)

Risk factor: the term in the disease prevention context denotes any factor such as population groups, habits, substances, behavior patterns, geographic locations and other sites, situations, ...etc that increases the likelihood of developing a disease. For example:

1. Eating your beef rare instead of well done
2. Drinking beer instead of wine
3. Listening to trash metal instead of civilized music 
4. Machinegunning innocent little girls (especially SuperG.Girl who is the most innocent girl in  the world)
5. Arguing with SuperG.Girl who is always right about everything

are serious risk factors of developing Alzheimer's and other forms of dementia and neurodegenerative disease.  

Prophylaxis: is any measure taken to prevent a disease or to create optimal health conditions. For example machinegunning @Stormbringer is a well proven prophylaxis against obesity, diabetes, cardiovascular disease, AIDs, osteoporosis, menopause, premenstrual syndrome, allergies, asthma, all kind of infections, stress, fatigue, mood disorders, kidney disease, pneumonia, atherosclerosis, car accidents, equipment malfunctions, slow computers, stupid professors, heavy traffic conditions, .... etc. Additionally if you are a guy it can make your penis grow bigger and stronger  

Sooooooooooooo .............in the name of optimal health:

@Stormbringer 

Don't believe ANY of the above. That is clearly a case of:

SuperG Delusion:  A severe and rather extreme case of delusional behaviour closely associated to @SuperG.Girl in which the individual confuses and mixes up basic concepts; a good example being mixing up "Risk factor" and "Prophylaxis", whereas:

1. Eating beef medium rare instead of burned well done

2. Drinking beer instead of wine

3. Listening to Thrash Metal and other forms of civilized music

4. Machine gunning @SuperG.Girl as means of self defense

Among others, are actually well proven prophylactic methods against various diseases such as various forms of dementia and other ailments such as obesity, diabetes, etc.

At the same time, machine gunning the innocent and, in particular machine gunning Stormbringer is a strong risk factor for all the diseases mentioned above.

SuperG Delusionals also think burning their beef is good for them and have a strong tendency to misspell Thrash Metal, writing it as Trash Metal due to their inability to appreciate superior forms of music. Even more seriously they will often claim to be "right about everything" and to be "innocent little girls". All of these are fabrications of their delusional minds and should NOT be believed or taken seriously.

Machine gunning them could work as a wake up call that may help them to leave such unfortunate delusions behind.

Sooooo in the name of your own health... this is only what's good for you @SuperG.Girl

1 hour ago, Stormbringer said:

 

SuperG.Girlship: A humane, equitable, rational system of high ethical standards designed to liberate people from the irrationally and the illogically of democracy. According to this system SuperG.Girl's authority defines what is going to be applied. Whoever disagrees is getting machinegunned.  

The system has been applied in the past and after a short (well ..... maybe not so short) break is going to be applied again. In the following video SuperG.Girl herself announces the commence of her new regime: 

On your own risk. Extreme SuperG.Girlism!!!