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#121
1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

if that understood @Stormbringer ?

 

Assuming that if as is, then maybe it is  

 

2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

 

 

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#122
1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

Assuming that if as is, then maybe it is  

 

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

 

 

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#123

 

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

 

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#124

Inquisitive: The gathering of facts and information from the high priestesses about the living & cosmic forces of our existence. This lead to the creation of a journal to chronicle the events of the universe.

 

A righteous dude was cut off from ultimate knowledge for being too inquisitive about a vergence they discovered.

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#125
17 hours ago, Stromboli1 said:

Inquisitive: The gathering of facts and information from the high priestesses about the living & cosmic forces of our existence. This lead to the creation of a journal to chronicle the events of the universe.

 

A righteous dude was cut off from ultimate knowledge for being too inquisitive about a vergence they discovered.

 

 

 

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#126

I'll just save you the trouble...........

 

 

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#127

To think: The mental process of pondering ideas, situation, calculation or similar; the process of putting the mind into work.

Philosophy (which has been defined before) is, for example, an activity centered in the activity of thinking. Therefore we can conclude that philosophers deeply enjoy the activity.

 

Considering that we have a notorious philosopher in BZ in @SuperG.Girl we can also conclude that she strongly enjoys thinking, possibly counting it into her favorite activities.

 

Having this is mind is strongly recommended to make @SuperG.Girl think as much as possible. This will be for her own good and her personal enjoyment.

 

 

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#128
12 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

Having this is mind is strongly recommended to make @SuperG.Girl think as much as possible. This will be for her own good and her personal enjoyment.

 

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#129

Clueless: is the person who is lacking critical information about a situation or failing to convert information into real understanding and therefore he's acting without any clue about the danger, the risks and the consequences of his actions.

 

@Stormbringer is a perfect example of a clueless person who doesn't seem to want to accept the fact that he's dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a woman who's the best! With guns, with knives, with her bare hands! A woman who's been trained to ignore pain! To ignore weather! To live off the land! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Stormbringerland her job was to dispose of enemy personnel... to kill, period! 

 

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#130
3 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

@Stormbringer is a perfect example of a clueless person who doesn't seem to want to accept the fact that he's dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a woman who's the best! With guns, with knives, with her bare hands! A woman who's been trained to ignore pain! To ignore weather! To live off the land! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Stormbringerland her job was to dispose of enemy personnel... to kill, period! 

 

So is this a threat?  

 

3 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

with her bare hands!

 

I see  

 

 

3 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

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So girly  

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#131
3 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

I see  

 

lemme think  

 

 

 

 

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#132
1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

lemme think  

 

 

Oh, look who's THINKING!

 

 

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#133
Just now, Stormbringer said:

Oh, look who's THINKING!

your fault ...... again  

 

 

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#134
Just now, SuperG.Girl said:

your fault ...... again  

 

 

I'l gladly take the blame this time  

 

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#135

Trinity: (or the Holy Trinity of Food) A nutrition doctrine (the term is derived from the Greek word "τριάδα" which means consisting of 3) according to which the perfect nutrition consists of 3 only foods: medium rare beef, ramitas and pizzas. The doctrine being illogical and proved wrong by multiple scientific researches fell completely out of practice.

 

Only @Stormbringer keeps practicing it

 

 

 

 

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#136
5 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

Trinity: (or the Holy Trinity of Food) A nutrition doctrine (the term is derived from the Greek word "τριάδα" which means consisting of 3) according to which the perfect nutrition consists of 3 only foods: medium rare beef, ramitas and pizzas. The doctrine being illogical and proved wrong by multiple scientific researches fell completely out of practice.

 

Only @Stormbringer keeps practicing it

 

 

 

 

 

 

You filthy liar  

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#137

Vegan: Compound word of the ProtoSpartan dialect of the Greek branch of the Indo-European family of languages. It consists of 2 stems. "Ve" which means useless and "gan" which means hunter.

 

For whatever cultural reason the word today is used to denote grass eaters like @Stormbringer      

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#138
1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

For whatever cultural reason the word today is used to denote grass eaters like @Stormbringer      

 

Don't you see the BLATANT contradiction between this and you previous definition??  

On 5/24/2018 at 12:44 PM, SuperG.Girl said:

Trinity: (or the Holy Trinity of Food) A nutrition doctrine (the term is derived from the Greek word "τριάδα" which means consisting of 3) according to which the perfect nutrition consists of 3 only foods: medium rare beef, ramitas and pizzas. The doctrine being illogical and proved wrong by multiple scientific researches fell completely out of practice.

 

Only @Stormbringer keeps practicing it 

 

 

 

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#139
Just now, Stormbringer said:

Don't you see the BLATANT contradiction between this and you previous definition??  

 

lemme me think  

 

No  

 

  

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#140
1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

lemme me think  

 

Aaaah you're thinking!  

But thinking wrongly 

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