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i ate some watermelon tonight. it wasnt the one i wanted though ![]()

Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence ![]()

yeah....That guy was insane... first he was like "My daddy did it..." then he was all "I did it to myself..." What a whackjob....
but what an amazing job he did being a whackjob
Well, at least I wasn't sounding like an idiot for no reason then lol.
And yeah, Heath deserves every award in the book for what he did.
Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
LooQ on the bright side, John ![]()
You don't have to worry, Quz you don't have a penis.
Just kidding ![]()
P.S. We love you Quz you have one (penis) ![]()
Lizavata: :brows:Celin, i wanna party with u.
lol. how did u know that i like parties?
I like watermelon smile! and her teeth. wow. i wanna have the same
Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
LooQ on the bright side, John
You don't have to worry, Quz you don't have a penis.
![]()
Just kidding
![]()
P.S. We love you Quz you have one (penis)
![]()
The "little machine" shut down? how did you know that Ire? were there too many workers? :| ![]()

omg geme you are a badd giiiirl !!!!! ^^ ![]()
Oh watermelon.i wanna eat you..
please, eat me
i ate some watermelon tonight. it wasnt the one i wanted though![]()
wich one is the one you want
???
Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
Sorry, Im not evil, Im just a sad watermelon that needs to be eated by someone with a little machine =D
I like watermelon smile! and her teeth. wow. i wanna have the same
aaw thank you babe ![]()
omg geme you are a badd giiiirl !!!!! ^^Oh watermelon.i wanna eat you..
please, eat me
i ate some watermelon tonight. it wasnt the one i wanted though![]()
wich one is the one you want
???
oh you know which one :evil:

Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
LooQ on the bright side, John
You don't have to worry, Quz you don't have a penis.
![]()
Just kidding
P.S. We love you Quz you have one (penis)
Where the hell did you pull that one out?
P.S. Attacks on one's masculinity requires the obligatory "Your momma" comeback, hence, the FYI reason I lack a penis is because your momma's 'little machine' is toxically acidic
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Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
LooQ on the bright side, John
You don't have to worry, Quz you don't have a penis.
![]()
Just kidding
![]()
P.S. We love you Quz you have one (penis)
![]()
The "little machine" shut down? how did you know that Ire? were there too many workers? :|
omg geme you are a badd giiiirl !!!!! ^^Oh watermelon.i wanna eat you..
please, eat me
i ate some watermelon tonight. it wasnt the one i wanted though![]()
wich one is the one you want
???
Watermelon will eat our penises before we get a chance to defend ourselves against her evil presence
Sorry, Im not evil, Im just a sad watermelon that needs to be eated by someone with a little machine =D
I like watermelon smile! and her teeth. wow. i wanna have the sameaaw thank you babe
Aww poor Lupey.
*note to self: wear steel underwear*

My friend on the left and I trying to look moody on my birthday at a Kings of Leon concert
LOL, there was nothing we could be moody about, at least not for me anyway since it was my birthday and Kings was amazing ![]()

^Nice. ![]()
This is for you, Ire.
:blah:

I'm frowning, apparently.

Berno!
My friend on the left and I trying to look moody on my birthday at a Kings of Leon concert
LOL, there was nothing we could be moody about, at least not for me anyway since it was my birthday and Kings was amazing

^Nice.This is for you, Ire.
:blah:
I'm frowning, apparently.
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Solo, aQtually, i'm glad i had that "men" Qonvo with you. You are too sweet for that pepe to fall off..
oookkk.. moving on...
Watermelon, oh you deliciosa maliciosa sQandolosa amiga!!!
budidipi
y la baila :hell yea!: oh i'm gg Qrasyyy :|
My friend on the left and I trying to look moody on my birthday at a Kings of Leon concert
LOL, there was nothing we could be moody about, at least not for me anyway since it was my birthday and Kings was amazing
Sex on fire? :brows:
^Nice.![]()
This is for you, Ire.
![]()
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I'm frowning, apparently.
a slight smile.

Yeah. ![]()
berno is a babe
@ Ire: Hell yeah, IT WAS SEX ON FIREEE!
@ Ire: Hell yeah, IT WAS SEX ON FIREEE!
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And yeah, Heath deserves every award in the book for what he did.
Yeah!!
Can you believe some people are trying to say that if he wins awards it will just be because they feel sorry for him??
My friend on the left and I trying to look moody on my birthday at a Kings of Leon concert
LOL, there was nothing we could be moody about, at least not for me anyway since it was my birthday and Kings was amazing
Awwww... So pretty
^Nice.This is for you, Ire.
:blah:
I'm frowning, apparently.
niiiiiiice..... but...
SMILE!!!!!!! ![]()
^Nice.![]()
This is for you, Ire.
![]()
![]()
I'm frowning, apparently.
niiiiiiice..... but...
SMILE!!!!!!!
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Tell him, ton! :persuazn:![]()